For those of you who are NOT 'Masters of your Domain'

[LynneSin]

http://www.amazon.com/PACKS-OF-HANDZOFF-ANTI-MASTURBATORY-GUM/dp/B001QAE054/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

[HopeHoops]

1. AntiViagra!!!

[Wounded Bear]

2. "You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed"

[hobbit709]

4. That's the one that got me too.

[Baitball Blogger]

3. Masticating gum. What's the big deal?

Oh, wait. I read that wrong.

[turtlerescue1]

5. Gee and I thought it meant

that your favorite fur crew critters were the Dominant Ones. Sigh, and I was going to post I'm happy when the fur crew allows me to briefly feel like Pack Leader...

Since I've now been widowed 6 1/2 years, send me about 24 cases.

[LynneSin]

8. 'Master of my Domain' was an episode of Seinfeld

All 4 of them had a contest to see who could go the longest without, um, you know, touching yourself there.

But since this was network TV you can't actually talk about it so they used euphemisms like 'Master of my Domain'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Contest

[hobbit709]

6. There's more

http://justinkees43.blogspot.com/2008/03/handz-off-products.html

The air freshener and the cream.
Who thought this up?

[LynneSin]

7. What would an airfreshner have to smell like to keep one from 'Mastering their Domain'

Skunk?
3 day old dog shit that has been sitting out in 100 degree heatwave?
Sweat socks?

[hobbit709]

9. I'm not sure that I really want to know.

[dawg]

10. Sigh. I'd have jaw muscles like a Homo Erectus.

As it is, I have forearms like Popeye instead. (Yes, both of them. I'm ambidextrous.)

[nolabear]

11. Chewchewchewchewchewchew(dammit)chewchewchewchewchewchewchew

[LynneSin]

12. Doing all 120 pieces at one time

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Aw, that stuff doesn't work.

Wait.

I've said too much, haven't I?

DAMMIT!!!!

[kayakjohnny]

14. I've tried it. You can't beat it.

Ba-dump!

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

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I'M GUMMING!!!!!!!!!
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[Denninmi]

16. I love your wit, MFM.

I just about spewed my drink all over the laptop with this one!

[LynneSin]

17. Doesn't that get like, um, sticky?

Just saying!!!

[nolabear]

20. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Aw man, you got the screen all gummy.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

18. Made me think of this:

[rug]

19. Cum gum is better.

Doesn't leave you hanging.