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[LynneSin]

Post what your pet's PU names would be and what kind of posts they would make!!!

My cat's PU names - Awesome Abbott and EvilOne Evita.

Awesome Abbott would posts: What are your favorite positions for licking your empty furballs?

EvilOne Evita would post: Who here has a recommendation for getting rid of their human?

[HopeHoops]

1. PeterLookADuck and TinkOhBoyToes.

[geardaddy]

2. PU. Haha. I like it.

My dog's name: Audacious Audrey.

She would post: What are you eating and why aren't you giving me any?

[hifiguy]

3. Butch the Grump.

"You don't honestly expect me to interrupt my precious sleeping time on a regular basis to play on teh Intertubes, do you? Really? Now open the cat food can."

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Muttley

And she would post, "Give me bacon, or give me... well, just give me bacon."

[Denninmi]

5. Hoseboy.

Do you think human would taste more like chicken or like pork? If they continue to be this slow to serve me my dinner, I may have to consider alternative food sources. The service in this place is terrible, at a minimum I will NOT be leaving a tip.

Oh, and when I tell them I need to go out at 3:02 am, I mean 3:02, not 3:04 or 3:10 or however long it takes the pathetic human to get out of bed. I am your Lord and Master and I said "Move It!"

[4_TN_TITANS]

6. HungryLongTime

my dachshund mixes.

IPlay4U
Boxer mix

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Harlequin Toad called LilyPadder.

Lily would start his own forum on DU which specializes on frog cuisine for frogs and toads ( so don't expect frog leg recipes). His specialties are marshmallow cricket squares and curried African bees.

[fizzgig]

8. fatcat and dingbat

or jumbo and dumbo.

fatcat: why for is there no food? surely i will waste away.

dingbat: i love pets. and scratches. and belly rubs. who's with me?

[Duer 157099]

9. Scratchmyass posts:

"Anybody wanna go for a walk??????"

[kimi]

10. Well, my oldest cat, Shadow, would be Snuffles

(she has a sinus condition).

Kimi would be "Iamqueen". Loki would be "Lokemon". Mitts would be "Boneyman". Bear would be "Gummy", & Tigger would be "MrWiggles".


Wait, that's what they're all called already!

Their posts would all run along the same lines: "When are you feeding us, & hurry it up! Why are you sitting there? We are all of us starving to death!" That, or "Why aren't you scratching my head/back/tummy/chin?"

They are sooooo predictable.

[warrior1]

11. Lancealot

Wouldn't ask, he would just tell me. "Don't leave me and go for a bike ride."

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[LiberalEsto]

12. Salem, Dinah, Penny and Bailey

The first two are female cats, tortie sisters. .
Penny is a female dog, half Cavalier spaniel and half American Eskimo.
Bailey is a male dog, half Cavalier spaniel and half chihuahua.
All spayed/neutered.

Salem would post: How much hair can you lick off your belly?
Dinah would post: Hisssssssssss. Hissssssssssss. I hate you!

Penny would post: I love you. Can I have a chest rub, please? Or some cheese?
Bailey would post: Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap I don't care who or what you are but yap yap yap...

[Duer 157099]

13. Anyway, who the fuck are you kidding?

They wouldn't spend a minute in The Lounge, they'd all be in the FOOD forum!!

[meow2u3]

14. MadMax and RubyDubyinPA

[rug]

15. Homer.

He wouldn't post because he'd ignore everyone.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. MaximumMilo, MrJeff and PrincessPixie.

MaximumMilo: What are your favorite sleeping places that your human doesn't want you to use?

MrJeff: What's the best way to permanently disable a vacuum cleaner?

PrincessPixie: When your human does something you don't like, how do you react? Do you bite them, or just hiss at them?

[HeiressofBickworth]

17. Our 4 cats:

Naija (the old girl) - hrumph
Jasmine (indifferent long-hair) - huh
Coco - (even more indifferent short-hair) - Meh
Mango (sleek Asian-type) - (usually found in the rafters of the garage)

So, none of them would be good PU posters as they are too disinterested to play.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

18. Most of my choices would be "IBTL" stuff.

So I'll just re-post this little Photoshop response I created a while back when we were getting a flood of observations / complaints regarding the number of "cat threads" on DU...