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zappaman

(20,606 posts) Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:11 PM Jul 2012

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Did you know women fart 3 times more than men?

This is according to a book entitled REALLY GROSS FACTS
http://blighty.multiply.com/market/item/10/Really-Gross-Facts

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Did you know women fart 3 times more than men? (Original Post) zappaman Jul 2012 OP

Doesn't matter. bluedigger Jul 2012 #1

LOL! zappaman Jul 2012 #3

What kind of farts? rug Jul 2012 #2

Well, from my experience... zappaman Jul 2012 #4

Statistically speaking, women have two ways to make farts, not three, and men have only one. rug Jul 2012 #5

Technically, you are referring to zappaman Jul 2012 #6

Queef? rug Jul 2012 #7

Once you learn it zappaman Jul 2012 #8

I love that word! bigwillq Jul 2012 #10

So THAT'S what you call those. trof Jul 2012 #13

I really don't believe that (nt) bigwillq Jul 2012 #9

More like 5 or 10 times ? /nt jakeXT Jul 2012 #11

HA! bigwillq Jul 2012 #12

And how exactly does one research this phenomenon? undeterred Jul 2012 #14

I really don't take advertisements seriously: they're only intended to sucker you into buying struggle4progress Jul 2012 #15

Yes, but they fart sunshine. aikoaiko Jul 2012 #16

This message was self-deleted by its author RiffRandell Jul 2012 #17

Look at you, all brave and stuff. Ikonoklast Jul 2012 #18

We might well, but we just don't give out awards and compare notes about 'em. nolabear Jul 2012 #19

As long as they're not cropdusters... gr8dane_daddy Jul 2012 #20

Yeah, but I bet they aren't as loud tawadi Jul 2012 #21

It is not quantity which matters but quality. yellowcanine Jul 2012 #22

Women go into an alternative universe to fart Tabasco_Dave Jul 2012 #23

bluedigger

(17,086 posts)

1. Doesn't matter.

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:32 PM

Jul 2012

Smells like roses.

zappaman

(20,606 posts)

3. LOL!

Reply to bluedigger (Reply #1)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:36 PM

Jul 2012

You must know my wife!

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. What kind of farts?

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:33 PM

Jul 2012

zappaman

(20,606 posts)

4. Well, from my experience...

Reply to rug (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:37 PM

Jul 2012

the kind that has the neighbors calling the HAZMAT team.

rug

(82,333 posts)

5. Statistically speaking, women have two ways to make farts, not three, and men have only one.

Reply to zappaman (Reply #4)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:40 PM

Jul 2012

So I say the figure is wrong.

zappaman

(20,606 posts)

6. Technically, you are referring to

Reply to rug (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:43 PM

Jul 2012

QUEEFS?
One of my favorite words and possibly a cousin to the FART, but I wouldn't call them a fart...

rug

(82,333 posts)

7. Queef?

Reply to zappaman (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:44 PM

Jul 2012

That's a new one for me. Off to urban dictionary.

Thanks!

zappaman

(20,606 posts)

8. Once you learn it

Reply to rug (Reply #7)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 05:56 PM

Jul 2012

you'll want to sprinkle it into daily conversation as much as possible...

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

10. I love that word!

Reply to zappaman (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 06:20 PM

Jul 2012

trof

(54,256 posts)

13. So THAT'S what you call those.

Reply to zappaman (Reply #6)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 06:59 PM

Jul 2012

In my younger and single days I had a 'liaison' with a young lady who queefed almost continuously during our more intimate moments.
She was embarrassed (but that sure didn't hold her back ) and I just thought it was kinda weird.
Never ran into that before and never since.
TMI?
Sorry.

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

9. I really don't believe that (nt)

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 06:20 PM

Jul 2012

jakeXT

(10,575 posts)

11. More like 5 or 10 times ? /nt

Reply to bigwillq (Reply #9)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 06:39 PM

Jul 2012

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)

12. HA!

Reply to jakeXT (Reply #11)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 06:43 PM

Jul 2012

No.

I think men fart more than women. At least the men I know do.

undeterred

(34,658 posts)

14. And how exactly does one research this phenomenon?

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 07:05 PM

Jul 2012

struggle4progress

(118,285 posts)

15. I really don't take advertisements seriously: they're only intended to sucker you into buying

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 07:10 PM

Jul 2012

aikoaiko

(34,170 posts)

16. Yes, but they fart sunshine.

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 07:32 PM

Jul 2012

Response to zappaman (Original post)

RiffRandell This message was self-deleted by its author.

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

18. Look at you, all brave and stuff.

Reply to RiffRandell (Reply #17)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 10:14 PM

Jul 2012

Must be trying out your new Nomex underwear.

nolabear

(41,965 posts)

19. We might well, but we just don't give out awards and compare notes about 'em.

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 10:20 PM

Jul 2012

Boys and their toys...sheesh.

gr8dane_daddy

(1,458 posts)

20. As long as they're not cropdusters...

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 10:28 PM

Jul 2012

I don't particulary mind...

tawadi

(2,110 posts)

21. Yeah, but I bet they aren't as loud

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 10:30 PM

Jul 2012

yellowcanine

(35,699 posts)

22. It is not quantity which matters but quality.

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Tue Jul 10, 2012, 10:42 PM

Jul 2012

In terms of gas volume and stench I bet men win by more than a nose.

Tabasco_Dave

(1,259 posts)

23. Women go into an alternative universe to fart

Reply to zappaman (Original post)

Wed Jul 11, 2012, 12:00 AM

Jul 2012

But that universe dissolves 100 days after marriage.

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