Favorite Movie Lines

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	"You can't handle the truth!"
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	"There's no crying in baseball!"
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	"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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	"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
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	"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
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	“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.”
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	You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile.
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	The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.
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[Rambis]

1. "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

[ohiosmith]

2. You call that a knife? This is a knife!

[cyberswede]

3. "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

[Shrek]

4. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[Initech]

121. "Take it easy - I'm in pre law."

"I thought you were pre med."
"What's the difference?"

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"You better listen to him - he's in pre med!"

[KamaAina]

123. "Seven years of college down the drain!"

[Initech]

125. "THEY TOOK THE BAR! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR!!!!"

"Thanks! I needed that!"

[RiffRandell]

151. Zero.zero.

[Initech]

152. "And most recently at a Roman toga party where we received over two dozen reports...

"Of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting - the decorum prohibits listing them here."

[HarveyDarkey]

5. I love the smell of napalm in the morning

[bluesbassman]

6. What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"?...

You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

[GoneOffShore]

11. One of my top lines.

[a kennedy]

48. Ok, ok, love the "You know...morons".

[TuxedoKat]

160. What movie were these lines from? (nt)

[bluesbassman]

161. Blazing Saddles. Here's the clip...

[TuxedoKat]

167. Haha! Thanks!

I haven't seen that movie in years. I'll have to see if I can find it on Netflix for my kids. I don't remember the AA actor, I wonder what other movies he appeared in. Gene Wilder is so funny, loved him in everything I saw him in.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

7. Transformers The Movie (1986) had some GREAT lines. Quite underrated movie IMHO

Optimus Prime: "One shall stand, one shall fall!"
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
Optimus Prime: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron."

Optimus Prime: "You, who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff."

Springer: "I've got better things to do tonight than die!"

Arcee: "Did we really have to let them detonate three-quarters of the ship?"
Springer: "Seeing as they would have detonated four-quarters, I'd say it was a good decision?"

Unicron: "Your bargaining posture is highly dubious."

Galvatron: "Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy!"

Galvatron: "Will anybody else attempt to fill his shoes?"

Galvatron: "I, Galvatron, will crush you like Megatron crushed Prime!"
Ultra Magnus: "And you'll die trying, just like Megatron did!"

Hot Rod: "I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!"

[RedSpartan]

141. Still remember seeing it in the theater...

Megatron: "I have already crushed Optimus Prime with my bare hands."
Unicron: "You exaggerate."

Hot Rod: "Every place reminds you of someplace else."
Kup: "Experience, lad. You should learn to appreciate it."

Unicron: "I have summoned you here for a purpose."
Megatron: "Nobody summons Megatron."
Unicron: "Then it pleases me to be the first."

Quintesson: "Would you like to beg for your lives? It sometimes helps... but not often."

And, of course...

"Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong!"

[Proud Liberal Dem]

154. I saw it in theaters too (when I was 10)

I felt sucker-punched by Prime's death in the movie and remember crying over it (though, in retrospect, the trailer showing him get hit several times should have given it away from me). Having been used to the TF cartoon and its sanitized violence and lack of death during the first two seasons, I was totally taken aback by seeing Prime and other Autobots getting slaughtered all within the first 20-30 mins of the film. I've read that it was originally going to show even MORE Autobots get killed during the city battle but they decided not to overdo it (though the deaths of many characters were implied since we didn't see a lot of them in Season 3). Also, I got pissed off because most of the Decepticons survived (or were changed) the carnage. It's still one of my all-time favorite movies right up there with the Star Wars movies and the film score done by Vince DiCola (Rocky IV) was amazing and I listen to it pretty much all the time (it has permanent residence on my iPod)

[RedSpartan]

156. My main workout music is

Transformers The Movie and The Rocky Story. Vince DiCola is the man!

[Proud Liberal Dem]

158. He's a great composer I agree

I'm surprised that he hasn't been tapped to do more soundtracks. I think that he tried to get chosen to score the new TF movies but got turned down. He's still writing and composing music but nothing really high-profile. His non-TF music is every bit as good IMHO. Stan Bush (The Touch, Dare) has still been doing music and releasing albums you can find on iTunes/Amazon MP3.

BTW if you're interested, you can now purchase his full instrumental score for Rocky IV on CD from his website: tdrsmusic.com/vince.html

[hifiguy]

8. "I advise you to start drinking heavily."

"Listen to Otter, he's pre-med."

and

"Are you married? Do you have money? Answer the second question first."

[NightWatcher]

9. "sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken"

or
"This is your life and its ending one minute at a time"

Fight Club is a great movie

[Initech]

120. "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."

"You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. We are the all singing all dancing crap of the world."

[pipi_k]

10. I couldn't choose just one so....

in no particular order:

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today!" (Bill Murray's character - Groundhog Day)


"You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy" (Obi Wan Kenobi - Star Wars)


"NO! Try not! Do or do not! There is no try!" (Yoda - The Empire Strikes Back)

[OmahaBlueDog]

145. I have the same problem

in no particular order:

From Ben-Hur

Quintus Arrius: Now listen to me, all of you. You are all condemned men. We keep you alive to serve this ship. So row well, and live.

From The Day of the Jackal

Caron: You know, sir, what they'll do to you if you don't catch this man in time...
Lebel: I've been given a job to do, so we'll just have to do it.
Caron: But no crime has been committed yet, so where are we supposed to start looking for the criminal?
Lebel: We start by recognizing that, after De Gaulle, we are the two most powerful people in France.

From Giant

Uncle Bawley: Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.

From Field of Dreams (I could quote about half the movie)

Terence Mann: Oh, my God.
Ray Kinsella: What?
Terence Mann: You're from the sixties.
Ray Kinsella: [bashfully] Well, yeah, actually...
Terence Mann: [spraying at Ray with a insecticide sprayer] Out! Back to the sixties! Back! There's no place for you here in the future! Get back while you still can!

...from the same scene

Terence Mann: I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you leave.
Ray Kinsella: You can't do that.
Terence Mann: There are rules here? No, there are no rules here.
[advances with crowbar]
Ray Kinsella: You're a pacifist!
Terence Mann: [stops] Shit.


From Glengarry Glen Ross

Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

From The Verdict

Mickey Morrissey: [Mickey is trying to convince Frank not to take the case to trial] Do you know who the attorney for the Archdiocese is? Ed Concannon!
Frank Galvin: He's a good man...
Mickey Morrissey: He's a good man? Heh, heh, he's the Prince of fucking Darkness! He'll have people testifying they saw her waterskiing in Marblehead last summer. Now look, Frank, don't fuck with this case!

..later in the same movie

Ed Concannon: I know how you feel. You don't believe me, but I do know. I'm going to tell you something that I learned when I was your age. I'd prepared a case and old man White said to me, "How did you do?" And, uh, I said, "Did my best." And he said, "You're not paid to do your best. You're paid to win." And that's what pays for this office... pays for the pro bono work that we do for the poor... pays for the type of law that you want to practice... pays for my whiskey... pays for your clothes... pays for the leisure we have to sit back and discuss philosophy as we're doing tonight. We're paid to win the case.

[Tom Ripley]

12. “A boy's best friend is his mother.”

[closeupready]

13. "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!"

Gloria Swanson's closing line from Sunset Boulevard.

[Angleae]

14. "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

followed up closely by "The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am"

[LNM]

15. "Gump, you're a Goddamn genius!"

This is gonna be a long thread.

[trof]

16. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

This quotation was voted the number one movie line of all time by the American Film Institute 2005.[1]

It was spoken by Gable, as Rhett Butler, in his last words to Scarlett O'Hara. It occurs at the end of the film when Scarlett asks Rhett, "Where shall I go? What shall I do?" when he leaves her. The line is memorable not only because it contains profanity (which was generally not allowed in films of that time period), but because it demonstrates that Rhett has finally given up on Scarlett and no longer cares what happens to her.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankly%2C_my_dear%2C_I_don%27t_give_a_damn

[hlthe2b]

26. Yeah... no matter whether you like GWTW or not, that one is a true classic.

[Denninmi]

17. "It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again".

Only because its a little game I play with my dog. His favorite thing in life is the run around chasing after a stream of water from the hose. I just have to start to say the line, and he goes ballistic until we go outside and "play hose".

[derby378]

84. "You don't know what pain is!"

[Auggie]

18. "When you're slapped you'll take it and like it."

[lastlib]

19. "Mongo only pawn in game of life."

Quite possibly the most quotable movie ever! (and certainly one of the funniest!)

[Bertha Venation]

20. Well, I really think of you all as my girls, and

what kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits? Tips. It's "tips."

Tootsie

(You kinda need to see it for it to be funny, but trust me.)

[csziggy]

21. "Could be worse" "How?" "Could be raining."

[Behind the Aegis]

50. LOL! I just watched that last night!

"What hump?"

[klook]

76. One of the all-time great movie moments! (n/t)

[turtlerescue1]

22. "Getting it off here Boss".

[Myrina]

23. "dance with me, you little toad!"

From the basically tacky 80's horror kitsch "Ghost Story"

[Honeycombe8]

69. You know, I liked that movie. That is a line I remember well from it, too. nt

[Myrina]

75. I liked it too

... But the book was scarier. And seeing the movie a few years ago, through 20+ years older eyes, it was kitschy....

[Honeycombe8]

77. Oh, yeah. I imagine so.

When I saw it, it was years ago, and I was much younger.

Still, the idea of the three younger actors who looked so much like the three older famous actors was great. The casting was superb. The leading actress had beautiful skin, I noticed. She went on to be in many other movies and is now middle aged and on TV, I think.

She was in a great horror movie. Forget the name. Maybe it was a long TV episode of something. She has a teenage son. New in town. Son gets a gf from the school. They're out in the woods necking, and he turns into.....something I won't say and spoil it for me. His mother is one, too. Lots of cats in the movie. Not a truly great movie, but a good horror and fun movie.

[annabanana]

24. You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and

blow

[trof]

74. Bogart and Bacall.

Can't remember the name of the movie right now, but the line almost didn't make it past the censors.
Double entendre 'Just put your lips together and blow'.

[bluedigger]

25. "We thought about it for a long time, 'Endeavor to persevere.'

And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union."

Another favorite: "I didn't surrender, but they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon up in Kansas I bet."

Pretty much every line Lone Watie had in The Outlaw Josie Wales was quotable.

[a kennedy]

49. One of our favorite movies.....just because of him.

He was the best "sidekick"....thanks for these.

[Graybeard]

27. "Fasten your seat belts. It's going to be a bumpy night."

[Paladin]

28. "You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man."

The lovely Kathleen Turner to William Hurt, in "Body Heat." Great movie.......

[Honeycombe8]

68. Great line. Great movie. nt

[undeterred]

127. +a brazillion

[mykpart]

29. F**k him! He's trash.

Robert Loggia's character at the end of The Jagged Edge.

[PassingFair]

30. "What is this, a school for ANTS?"

[GoCubsGo]

34. My favorite from that movie: "Water. It is the essence of wetness..."

"Prancing around in your underwear with your wiener hanging out? You're dead to me boy. You're more dead to me than your dead mother. I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid."

"Merman. (cough cough) Merman!"

[PassingFair]

37. Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

Note: That's Alexander Skarsgaard in the back seat....

[Ptah]

31. "I make this look good."

[GoCubsGo]

32. "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

My second favorite: "Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis."

[grntuscarora]

33. "Someday, I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement."

[IMG][/IMG]

[Aerows]

35. "The path of the righteous man"

Samuel L. Jackson wins this.

[bluedigger]

36. You don't get it, do you?

[mucifer]

38. "Well Nobody's Perfect" from "Some Like It Hot"

[Ron Obvious]

39. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

Also,

"Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads!"

[harmonicon]

105. The best part of that speech is ...

"... lost in time, like tears in rain."

What I didn't know until recently is that Rutger Hauer wrote the bulk of that speech. He thought that what they'd given him was shit.

[Ron Obvious]

115. Roy's Soliloquy

Roy's Soliloquy sums up that movie for me:

Man realises his time is limited. Man gets angry with his maker. Man kills his maker (or stops believing in God). Man expresses sadness over the loss of what seems so significant to him. Man accepts his fate. Man dies...

When that movie first came out, I was blown away by it. I was the only one in my circle of friends to like it. I didn't even know if I'd seen a good film, but it haunted me. Vangelis score was undoubtedly part of that, but I saw it every day (for a dollar) until it stopped running. It still blows me away...

As an aside, I lived in the Netherlands in the late 70's, and I always wondered if Rutger Hauer was inspired in his soliloquy by a song by Barry and Eileen (?) called "Bad Times", which contains the line: "I don't mind the rain.... It covers up the tears..."

I'd love to ask him if I ever met him...

[baldguy]

40. "You despise me, don't you?" "If I gave you any thought I probably would."

[Aristus]

41. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die".

[DearHeart]

42. I'm your huckleberry...

from Tombstone

[Broken_Hero]

43. A lot come to mind....

"It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving."-Superman The Movie

"Are you trying to tell me, that my mom has got the hots for me!"-Back to the Future

"Fuck, even in the future nothing works!"-Space Balls

"We are going to need a bigger boat"-Jaws

"The Good, the Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"-Army of Darkness

"This is my BOOM STICK"-Army of Darkness

"Conan, what is the meaning of life! To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"-Conan the Barbarian

"Cigarette!!!!"-National Lampoons Loaded Weapon

"Thats a might fine jacket you got there"-Sin City

"Manure, I hate manure!"-Back to the Future III

"Look, its Strickland, Jesus didn't that guy ever have hair?"-Back to the Future

"Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"-Batman(Keaton)

"Thats funny, I've never seen garbage eat garbage before"-Superman II

"Shoot, don't talk, shoot!"-The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

"Private Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck"-Full Metal Jacket

There are so many I could probably do this for hours...which is sad, but hey...I like movies...

[Kennah]

44. "Because life... is not a movie. Everyone lies. Good guys lose. And love... does not conquer all."

Swimming With Sharks (1994)

Best Kevin Spacey movie ever, and possibly the best movie ever.

[bluedigger]

46. Those aren't pillows!

[EastTennesseeDem]

47. This one is easy for me.

[Behind the Aegis]

51. "Hit this! Go ahead M'Lynn, slap her!"

"We'll sell t-shirts sayin' "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!" Hit her!"

"All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."

"Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me!"

[PoliticAverse]

52. "Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man." n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

53. "So you're saying there's a chance?"

[cyberswede]

54. "Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

...though it's hard to pick just one line from that movie.

[Scuba]

55. Can't swim? Hell, the fall will probably kill you.

I may not have that exactly right. True fans feel free to correct.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

56. "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

[RedSpartan]

142. Rules?! In a knife fight?!

[Scuba]

147. You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're best at.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

57. "Look. I have one job on this lousy ship. It's STUPID, but I'm going to do it."

[JoePhilly]

73. Galaxy Quest has a bunch of good ones.

[Liberal Veteran]

100. HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

[csziggy]

82. This post is useless without a picture

[Gidney N Cloyd]

97. ...

[sarge43]

58. "*Sigh. He's so romantic."

Annie Savoy after her friend Millie allows that Crash Davis called the umpire a name 'we can't say on the radio'.

[Smickey]

59. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world she walks into mine"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

62. Hi, Smickey!

Welcome to DU!

[Smickey]

87. Hi back and thanks for the welcome Gidney

[fizzgig]

60. 'there's no crying in baseball' is one we use a lot

love that movie

[riderinthestorm]

61. "Come with me, if you want to live"

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

"May the Force be with you."

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"...."Your winnings, sir."

[redwitch]

63. "Human nature, Mr. Alnutt, is what we were put here to rise above".

Katherine Hepburn to Bogie, The African Queen

[Populist_Prole]

64. From 'Clerks'

Dante's girlfriend Veronica ( in a stern inquisitive tone ) : So, how many different girls have you slept with?

Dante ( dryly ) : Twelve

Veronica: Slaps Dante's head hard with the heel of her hand

Dante: OWW! What you do THAT for?

Veronica: 'Cause you're a pig!. Do you know how many guys I slept with?

Dante: What, do I get to hit you after you tell me!!??

The actual in movie exchange is way funnier watching the film.

[MADem]

65. "You'll shoot your eye out!" nt

[Paulie]

66. I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Ripley, from Aliens

[kwassa]

67. Round up the usual suspects!

[Honeycombe8]

70. Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids.

Kill Bill Vol 1

[Honeycombe8]

72. "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

Dirty Harry.

[AsahinaKimi]

128. GO AHEAD... MAKE MY DAY!

[Honeycombe8]

130. He does that sort of thing better than anybody. nt

[Honeycombe8]

71. "I'll think about that tomorrow."

Scarlett in GWTW.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

162. "After all, tomorrow is another day."

What Scarlett says after Rhett leaves her and says "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[Honeycombe8]

165. Yeah....I say that a lot. That, and "go to the light" from Poltergeist.

[riverwalker]

78. "Can you make a torpedo, Mr. Alnutt?"

Kate Hepburn to Bogey in "The African Queen".

[rrneck]

79. "Is there anyone

in the Five Points you haven't fucked?"

"Yes. YOU!"

[Skittles]

80. "I don't want no Commies in my car! No Christians either!"

Repo Man

[derby378]

83. "Feelin' 7-Up, I'm feelin' 7-Up..."

[Skittles]

85. LOL

It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes.

[Populist_Prole]

92. "Ordinary people....I hate 'em"

I love Repo Man

[Skittles]

93. Harry Dean Stanton is forever awesome

yes INDEED

[harmonicon]

106. The ones I like the best are...

"Day/night; don't mean shit."

and

"Lets go do crimes."

I use both of those a lot.

[BrendaBrick]

81. "They call me MISTER Tibbs"

from Heat of the Night.

"Snap out of it" - Moonstruck

"What we have here...is a failure..to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

"I don't want FOP damn it, I'm a Dapper-Dan Man!" - Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

"You talkin' to me?" - Taxi Driver

"Get busy living or get busy dying" - Shawshank Redemption

[valerief]

86. I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

[sakabatou]

149. "Your winnings, sir."

[lastlib]

88. "Over?!? Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?"

"Hell, no! An' it ain't over now!"

[Major Nikon]

89. "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

[geardaddy]

90. A few...

"Where is pancakes house?"

"Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

[OriginalGeek]

91. "I got peanut butter pussy...

...brown and smooth and easy to spread"

A 71 year old LaWanda Page in Shakes The Clown.


And another fun quote from Ms Page (After knocking on John Witherspoon's door): "Are you prepared for Jehova's return? Because if you're not I have a pamphlet..[door slams shut]...Well Fuck YOU...half dead motherfucker..."

I miss Aunt Esther...

[kentauros]

94. "That's - too - fuckin' - high!"

And from the same movie: "Fifty dollars never killed anybody."

[eridani]

95. "You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" n/t

[6000eliot]

96. "Open this goddamn door before I kick your rotten heads in!"

[Graybeard]

98. "I'll have what she's having."

Great line spoken by Estelle Reiner who is the director Rob Reiner's mother in his film, "When Harry Met Sally."

[TBF]

108. +1

my favorite as well!

[kentauros]

99. "So is this, mum. But every now and then I have to run a little water through it."

Alan Swan's (Peter O'Toole) response to Lil's (Selma Diamond) line: "Hey! This is for ladies only!"

Great movie! And great lines everywhere

[mykpart]

101. I just heard the perfect line!

Was watching "Betsy's Wedding" on TV. Stevie B's uncle gives him this advice: "Don't screw with your brain; don't think with your dick."

[aikoaiko]

102. Bunch of savages in this town.

[Arctic Dave]

103. White Hunter, Black Heart. Clint Eastwood

" Then finally, I leaned over to her and I said, "Madam, I have dined with some of the ugliest goddamn bitches in my time. And I have dined with some of the goddamndest ugly bitches in this world. But you, my dear, are the ugliest bitch of them all."

[Kennah]

104. You're killing me, Smalls

Sandlot

[CBGLuthier]

107. Some Days, You Just Can't Get Rid of a Bomb

[JonLP24]

109. Tommy Lee Jones

In his fugitive type of films - The Fugitive, US Marshalls, and Double Jeopardy.

Other characters also give out hilarious lines, especially Judd in Double Jeopardy.

[Initech]

122. Men In Black:

"Arkellian battle rules kid. First we get an ultimatum then a warning shot and then we have a galactic standard week to respond."
"A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?"
"One hour."

[TuxedoKat]

166. "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining."

I kept hearing this line on Stephanie Miller (I think), but didn't remember where it's from so I looked it up and it's from The Outlaw Josie Wales.

[TuxedoKat]

168. Sorry, posted this in the wrong place.

Love Tommy Lee Jones -- he's had so many great lines in movies.

[bif]

110. "I envy us."

[backtoblue]

111. "Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest"

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."


Love me some Doc Holliday!!

[HopeHoops]

112. "Wow, man. The floors are so clean!"

[FloridaJudy]

113. Define "interesting"

Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

[geardaddy]

114. Nipples as hard as little rocks

or

Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FLA.

[Odin2005]

116. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

followed by "That's just, like, your OPINION, man!"

[backtoblue]

117. Come with me, or I'll shoot your testicles off and stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantlepiece.

Del Knox: Come with me, or I'll shoot your testicles off and stuff 'em and mount 'em on my mantlepiece.
Tom Marshall: That's gonna be an ugly mantlepiece.

without a paddle

[av8rdave]

118. "Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue."

[Initech]

119. "And.......... why so serious?"

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The Joker had so many great lines in Dark Knight:

"Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooched? Then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money - it's about sending a message - everything burns!"

"This is how crazy Batman has made Gotham. If you want order in Gotham - Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh and every day he doesn't people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word."

"What is it going to take? I've got to get you people off the bench and into the game. Come nightfall this city is mine and anyone left plays by my rules. If you don't want to be in the game - get out now. But the bridge and tunnel crowd are sure in for a big surprise. Ha ha ha ha."

[KamaAina]

124. "I'll have what she's having."

[Initech]

126. "He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!!!"

"I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert."
"Meow what is so funny boy?"
"Dammit you burger punk!!!"

"I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans."
"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"
"You mean Shenanigans?"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!"
"Put those away!!"

Gotta love Super Troopers.

[backtoblue]

133. that was a funny ass movie!

[AsahinaKimi]

129. 25 great indiana jones quotes

[RedSpartan]

143. "It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage." is an all-time classic.

[Shrek]

131. "You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history!"

Good Morning Vietnam

[Mendocino]

132. Stand up

Miss Jean Louise..your fathers passing.

[Rambis]

134. "Can I borrow your towel for a sec my car just hit a water buffalo"

Oh, great the police

[Iggo]

135. Daddy would've gotten us Uzis.

[lastlib]

136. "Maybe the cares of two people don't amount to a hill of beans....

...but this is OUR hill, and these are OUR beans!"

--Frank Drebbin, Police Squad

[Pat Riot]

137. Yeah, well, sewer rat might taste like punkin pie, but I'll never know,

Cause I won't eat the filthy motherfucker!

I tend to recite the entire scene anytime somebody ridicules vegetarianism.

The whole Pulp Fiction contains most of my favorite movie lines.

[Doc_Technical]

138. "He won't be sixteen."

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[Amerigo Vespucci]

139. Robert Mitchum in the Cape Fear remake...

..."Well, excuse me all OVER the place..."

[hauweg]

140. HAL: Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?

[RedSpartan]

144. Every line from "The Sting."

[ancianita]

146. From Kasdan's "Grand Canyon"

"...That's part of your problem: you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies..."

[sakabatou]

148. "So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

[NewJeffCT]

150. I've got a bad feeling about this

every Star Wars movie...

[Proud Liberal Dem]

153. and (almost) every episode of The Clone Wars too!

[charlie and algernon]

155. Nixon: We are gonna make those MOTHER FUCKERS choke!

No matter how many awards or column inches are written about you, or how high the elected office is, it's still not enough. We still feel like the little man. The loser. They told us we were a hundred times, the smart asses in college, the high ups. The well-born. The people whose respect we really wanted. Really craved. And isn't that why we work so hard now, why we fight for every inch? Scrambling our way up in undignified fashion. If we're honest for a minute, if we reflect privately, just for a moment, if we allow ourselves a glimpse into that shadowy place we call our soul, isn't that why we're here? Now? The two of us. Looking for a way back into the sun. Into the limelight. Back onto the winner's podium. Because we can feel it slipping away. We were headed, both of us, for the dirt. The place the snobs always told us that we'd end up. Face in the dust, humiliated all the more for having tried. So pitifully hard. Well, to hell with that! We're not going to let that happen, either of us. We're going to show those bums, we're going to make 'em choke on our continued success. Our continued headlines! Our continued awards! And power! And glory! We are gonna make those mother fuckers choke!

~ Nixon's full speech in Frost/Nixon.

[El Supremo]

157. "He should have armed himself."

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[El Supremo]

159. Nice beaver!

[Kennah]

163. "If any of you sons of bitches calls me grandpa, I'll kill you."

We Were Soldiers

[Kennah]

164. "Excuse me while I whip this out."