I shit you not -- a dog with two assholes.
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We pulled in to Kansas City late one night and the car just gave up. It was too late to do anything so we checked into a motel and figured we'd take care of it in the morning. Well the next day we checked out the car and it was shot, and we didn't have time to fix it, so we went to a used car lot to try and buy a car. We didn't have much money, and after haggling with the salesman, he finally says; "look guys, you don't have enough money for any car on the lot, but I do have something that'll get you where you need to go". So he takes us around back and shows us a camel he had there. "I know it looks kinda funny, but believe me boys, this camel will take you anywhere you want to go" he said. My brother and I talked it over and figured we had nothing to lose, so we bought it. "Now listen, all you have to remember is that the camel stops at red lights, and goes at green ones" said the salesman, and with that we packed our stuff in the saddle bags, climbed on and took off down the road.
About a half hour later we walked past the car lot to go and find our broken car to see if we could fix it. The salesman came running out when he saw us and asked why we were walking and what happened to the camel. "Well" said my brother, "we were doing fine going down the road until we came to a stoplight and the camel stopped". The salesman replied that that was exactly what the camel was trained to do. "Yeah, we know" said my brother, "but at the same time that we stopped, a carload of kids pulled up next to us and one of 'em leaned out the window and said "hey fellas, look at the two assholes on that camel"! "Well, we got off to take a look, and just then the light tuned green and that was the last we saw of the camel".
the expression on the dog's face! I've laughed until my tummy hurts.
But this is funny, too... 
That's a very caption worthy pic.
I put him on ignore.
Now I'm on my way to his mother's house for her weekly back shaving.
Busy, busy, busy.
Good one!
