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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Jun 22, 2012, 08:05 PM Jun 2012

It NEVER fails... when LynneSin overhears astronomers talking about a gas giant...

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... she always takes it personally.
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It NEVER fails... when LynneSin overhears astronomers talking about a gas giant... (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 OP

Like you could smell a fart in Delaware. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #1

Northern New Jersey's the state I could tell I was in even when blindfolded. MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #2

Did some one bring up bacon.... WCGreen Jun 2012 #4

Most excellent. jp11 Jun 2012 #3

I'm a LADY I do not fart LynneSin Jun 2012 #5

I had a GF in Pennsylvania who claimed she never EVER farted. In the 5 or so years that we were... MiddleFingerMom Jun 2012 #6

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. Like you could smell a fart in Delaware.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 11:23 AM

Jun 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

2. Northern New Jersey's the state I could tell I was in even when blindfolded.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 04:03 PM

Jun 2012

WCGreen

(45,558 posts)

4. Did some one bring up bacon....

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #2)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 05:08 PM

Jun 2012

Cause I really like bacon...

jp11

(2,104 posts)

3. Most excellent.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 04:57 PM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

5. I'm a LADY I do not fart

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 05:24 PM

Jun 2012

shame on you!

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

6. I had a GF in Pennsylvania who claimed she never EVER farted. In the 5 or so years that we were...

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #5)

Sat Jun 23, 2012, 05:42 PM

Jun 2012

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... together, she never proved that to be an untruth.
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EXCEPT... one night, in the height of passion, she made a small, staccato
unmistakeable, um... noise.
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She IMMEDIATELY and emphatically stated, "THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!
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I collapsed (well, MOST of me did) with laughter.
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Passion combined with laughter? Just one of the reasons she's "The One
That Got Away".
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