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A masked thief was still at large after he casually exited a Las Vegas adult store in broad daylight with a 3-foot, 40-pound dildo hoisted onto his shoulder. (See the security footage below.)
He just picked it up and walked out with it, Laura, a store employee who declined to give her last name, told HuffPost on Tuesday.
TMZ, which obtained surveillance footage of the July 14 theft at the Deja Vu Love Boutique in Las Vegas, reported that the man stuffed the stolen phallus into his car and made a clean getaway.
Laura said the stolen good is actually a sex toy named Moby that retails for $1,250.
If the crook gets caught, hell surely be subject to the penal code
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/man-steals-dildo-deja-vu-love-boutique-las-vegas_n_5f16b2dcc5b6cac5b7313b19
Coventina
(27,172 posts)Hotler
(11,445 posts)Freedomofspeech
(4,227 posts)The neighbors are gonna love it.
mitch96
(13,924 posts)Bayard
(22,149 posts)It a lamp! What a great lamp...
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,836 posts)3catwoman3
(24,041 posts)...pinboy3niner!
RainCaster
(10,914 posts)That will look so nice in his man cave.
3catwoman3
(24,041 posts)...item exists.
mitch96
(13,924 posts)Solly Mack
(90,785 posts)Snort
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)Harker
(14,034 posts)"Attack of the 50 ft. Woman"?
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)I can't imagine it would have any practical uses. And if it does, I don't want to know about them.
LAS14
(13,783 posts)... funny!! Thanks!