Hell yea! I can fend for myself when my wife is away.....

[ohiosmith]

[KatChatter]

1. When my wife is away I get a temp wife

a good subservient one who will cook and clean and fetch me beer and what not.

you should look into it!

[ohiosmith]

2. I'll have to run that by my wife!

[KatChatter]

6. Well you COULD but I would not recommed it

get ya a good fundy one, if the wife comes home early you can say she was just trying to save yer soul.

[ohiosmith]

7. But who would save my ass?

[4th law of robotics]

3. I always wondered what those things were for

it seems so obvious in retrospect.

[ohiosmith]

4. And you know what? If the food is dry, you can put liquid in the bottom part. To add flavor, I use

beer.

[4th law of robotics]

5. Brilliant!

[ohiosmith]

9. Guinness is perfect for sausages, ribs, and small critters.

[ZombieHorde]

8. I never thought of heating pizza that way before, I usually use my oven. nt

[ohiosmith]

10. There's a thought! I'll have to take out my sox and underwear!

[petronius]

11. Careful, dude! That's a trap: if your wife learns that a) you know where that

thingummy-whatchamacallit is stored, and b) you know how to turn it on, then the next thing is that she'll want you to learn to use it. You've inched a toe out onto the slippery slope toward domestication with this one...

[ohiosmith]

12. I'll play dumb!

[Kaleva]

13. If she sees you cooking pizza with an iron, I doubt she'll let you iron clothes.