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Old hippies never die, they just freak out.
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Fill in the blanks: Old ______ never die, they just ______ . (Original Post)
ohiosmith
Jun 2012
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eppur_se_muova
(36,270 posts)1. Old fisherman never die, they just smell that way. nt
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)3. Hahahaha!
ronnykmarshall
(35,356 posts)2. Republicans ......................... get caught with male hookers.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)5. Brilliant!
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)4. Old truckers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)6. Hahahahaha!
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)7. Old composers never die, they just decompose
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)9. Classic!
Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
liberaltrucker This message was self-deleted by its author.
MicaelS
(8,747 posts)10. Old farts never die, they just pass on. n/t
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)11. Hahahaha!
mikeargo
(675 posts)12. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)13. Outstanding!
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)14. Old chickens never die
they just get to the other side
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)19. Bravo!
backwoodsbob
(6,001 posts)15. hmm
Old Porsches never die...they just get more expensive
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)25. You'd know.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)16. Old assholes never die, they just get piles and become assholier.
Truer words were never DUed.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)26. How true!
Response to ohiosmith (Original post)
Ptah This message was self-deleted by its author.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)18. Old drunks never die, they just piss away.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)27. Hahahaha! Urp!
sinkingfeeling
(51,460 posts)20. Old VETERINARIANS never die, they just go to the dogs.
Old FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way.
Old ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)30. Excellent!
RZM
(8,556 posts)21. Old hipsters never die, they just go underground
femmocrat
(28,394 posts)22. Od teachers never die, they just lose their class.
I didn't make that up... saw it somewhere.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)33. It's a goody!
benld74
(9,904 posts)23. Old Republicans never die, the just become lobbyists.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)34. Ain't it the truth!
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,842 posts)24. Old DUers never die, they just get tombstoned RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)35. Hahahaha!
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)28. OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)36. Is that you Riddler?
graywarrior
(59,440 posts)41. Joygasm!
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)29. Old narwhals never die, they just STAB YOU YOU N SHIT!!1!!
FUCK YEAH!!1!!1!!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)37. Classic!
bluesbassman
(19,375 posts)31. Old truckers never die, they just get new a Peterbilt.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)38. Yep!
TrogL
(32,822 posts)39. organists...lose their wind pressure
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)40. Good one!