No, Freddy, you're an INSIDE alligator.

[sl8]

Florida man and friend:

https://gfycat.com/disloyaltotalhalicore

[tblue37]

1. ?????

All I get is a static cartoon teddy bear with a book.

[Lochloosa]

2. Same.

[Sanity Claws]

3. In the cyrillic alphabet

[tblue37]

4. Yep. nt

[sl8]

6. Sorry - try now. n/t

[tblue37]

5. Here's an "Inside Edition" alligator:

https://m.

[sl8]

7. That's more imteresting than the OP, thanks. n/t

[tblue37]

8. When I was 10 and we lived in Florida, we had a baby Cayman (dwarf crocodile) as a pet.

It was a much less enlightened time. I cringe now that these babies were sold like that.

[wryter2000]

9. How big is that animal going to get?

This is not safe. I love reptiles. I have a pet corn snake. The worst he can do to me is draw a drop of blood with his tiny, sharp teeth. And yes, I do find it very calming to have him slither on me. But you have to be realistic. If that alligator gets big enough, he could easily kill a small child.