OMG! How weak is Donald Trump's sperm?!?!?

[Arkansas Granny]

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[Polly Hennessey]

1. Scary. Please, someone or something, send

them back to the darkness from which they emerged.

[CountAllVotes]

7. Send 'em back to the swamp

You know that putrid one they crawled out of.

[randr]

2. Only a DNA test will prove him virile

[lastlib]

5. These two idjits CANNOT be the offspring of such a staybull jeenyus!

He MUST get a DNA test IMMEDIATELY to disprove his parentage!

(I'm sure E. Jean Carroll would agree!)

[Laffy Kat]

18. I dunno. They have his little asshole mouth.

Sadly for them, they look related.

[montanacowboy]

3. Barf

disgusting

[qazplm135]

4. that tree needs some branches...

stat!

[GemDigger]

10. It needs branches pruned.

[qazplm135]

12. I think the problem is more

the trunk, adding some branches would be an improvement.

[GemDigger]

14. If pruning doesn't help the problem then cut the whole damn thing down and pulverize the stump.

The current branches are already as rotten as the trunk.

[sarge43]

6. And here you thought Bevis and Butthead was just a cartoon.

[Maraya1969]

8. I'm trying to figure out what kind of work Jr. had done. Definitely lipo

on his jowls. And maybe a nose job? I can't find any photos of him or the other one smiling big so I can't see if they had something done to the teeth.

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[Grokenstein]

13. It's just a somewhat better-fitting "human" mask.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. I really didn't want to read the words "Donald Trump" and "sperm"

in the same sentence. The very idea of Fat Nixon's spooge is inducing.

[Laffy Kat]

19. I know..god.

[Blue Owl]

11. Bluffed its way to the egg somehow

Makes me nauseous at an organic, cellular level...

[Squinch]

15. Did the Deliverance song pop into anyone else's mind, or was that just me?

And don't forget, Ivanka has that same rodential face under all the surgery.

[ironflange]

16. Dumb Donald's sperm is obviously as lazy and stupid as he is.

[3catwoman3]

17. All the Trump men are singularly...

...unattractive.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

20. I'm curious about their heterozygosity ratio.

If they took a DNA test from Ancestry, 23andMe, etc., there's some free websites that will analyze the data to help determine the amount of inbreeding among their ancestors.

Trump's mother supposedly had a lot of it on her side of the family.

I was actually surprised that I had a high heterozygosity score because I inherited a very rare genetic condition that was passed down from both parents (recessive). That's actually what got me started in genealogy research years ago, trying to find common ancestry between them. I had no luck going back a minimum of 6 generations for all branches, and the later heterozygosity test seemed to confirm it.

Edit: I also learned that I'm related to Bush Sr. and Jr.
On the other hand, I'm also a relative of Obama (through his mother).

Lol, we're ALL related at some point in the past.

[trueblue2007]

21. these 2 men are sooooooooooooo ugly!!! I never would have YES t a date with these losers

Eric especially is hideous.