I'm going to the store. Need anything?

[lindysalsagal]

[RockRaven]

1. While you're out, can you pick up a non-dystopian timeline for me to live in?

Thanks.

[NightWatcher]

8. They're all out. Would you be willing to accept one of these alternatives?

We have Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome but with a dash of Idiocracy thrown in. There's also Children of Men and a few Handmaids Tale on the shelf.

In November we hope to staff a future run by science minded adults with a proven track record of getting shit done.

[lindysalsagal]

15. Not sure what aisle they keep those in....

[Newest Reality]

2. Pick me up...

Pick me up some Laughing Cow Cheese, please.

[lindysalsagal]

16. Here you go.

[TruckFump]

3. Dish soap.

Seems to be a run on that now. I have a dishwasher, but I clean my kitchen with the liquid. Cannot find it anywhere.

[handmade34]

6. me too!

I'm washing dishes with laundry detergent or whatever I can find

[TruckFump]

9. I bought cheap, unsented laundry soap.

I guess my kitchen counters and floors will have to be cleaned with this for the duration.

Why the hell is this a shortage now?

[Chainfire]

26. My wife accused me

of using dish- washing liquid like I was trying to put out a fire with it. When I suggested that she could wash up after I cook supper, she decided that how much soap I used could be our family secret.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

4. In aisle Pi....

Pick up a little peace, love and understanding.

Forgot to add...please pass out to all..

[lindysalsagal]

20. I see what you did, there.

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

27. ...

[cilla4progress]

5. Swiffer wet ones...

Too lazy to "really" mop.

Kidding...wasteful.

[Chainfire]

7. Would you swing by the hardware store while you are out

and pick up a half dozen pitch forks and a portable guillotine?

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Make that 2 orders, pls. n/t

[lindysalsagal]

17. This was all I could find. the cross was a nice touch, I thought.

[Chainfire]

24. I don't think so, but at least it is portable

After three or four hours of swinging that thing I would be worn out with line still waiting for personal service.

[3catwoman3]

11. Walker's shortbread cookies.

The ones made in Scotland. I usually get them at World Market which, of course, is closed. I could get them shipped, but then my husband would know I have them and there wouldn’t be anything left for me.

[pnwest]

12. Tiramisu Oreos, please. I ran across them Tuesday

on my safari into the world to forage for food, thought I’d give them a try. LORD, they’re tasty! It’s a good thing I don’t plan to go out again for another three weeks - I’d be hoarding more of those than toilet paper!

[lindysalsagal]

18. With god as my witness, I swear, I will eat a whole box of those when we get outta here.

[lettucebe]

13. I'd like some Canadian bacon. Tried to call my husband who is on store run but his phone rang here

Bah! We only go out twice a month, heard it's Egg Benedict day and wanted to make some, but alas, leaving your phone at home is not handy for those last minute things we need (don't need, just want).

[rickford66]

14. Coat hangers

[lindysalsagal]

19. Hey- if you don't hang up your coat, who's gonna notice???

[MissMillie]

21. bourbon (n/t)

.

[jpak]

22. Beer, vaccine, beer

[Skittles]

23. I miss my Peeps

[Chainfire]

25. My DIL picked up our groceries yesterday

and I forgot to order the main staples of solitary confinement. Bread and Catsup. So if you are going, please pick me up a couple of loaves of whole wheat and a couple of big bottles of Heinz. Just drive by my place and throw it over the fence.

[Solly Mack]

28. I need more sewing thread, please.

Various colors.

[lindysalsagal]

29. Awesome avatar!

[Major Nikon]

30. Whiskey

[flotsam]

31. A time machine set back to 1976

So i can save my first marriage and learn sewing, and guitar playing, and baking, and other skills useful to fill the months of isolation with a partner and a life of purpose...

[struggle4progress]

32. Spray-bottle of Narcissists B-Gone