This dreaming puppy is so excited while he's fast asleep

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[targetpractice]

1. One of the greatest joys in my life...

... is watching my dog sleep. She is a pro at sleeping. When she's dreaming, she makes sounds like a coffee percolator.

But, sometimes I admit that I feel jealous when she sleeps... Because, I don't sleep well at night. At those times, I feel like she is "spite sleeping" to annoy me.

[magicarpet]

4. The dog does not read the New York Times,... trying to keep up with all the bullshit humans cause.

No insomnia for dogs.

[targetpractice]

5. My dog does watch just as much MSNBC as I do...

...Yet, she is CLUELESS.

Endearing and annoying at the same time. I love her more than anything.

[magicarpet]

7. Does she vote,.. have you registered your dog to vote ?

Hurry,.. hurry before November.

(Just kidding).

[targetpractice]

8. I should... But, I think she's a single issue voter...

She has a fetish for people's hands... So, she would not vote for Trump.

[magicarpet]

2. The deep recesses and subconcious sections of that puppies mind,...

... he must be doing something very fun.

His tail was going crazy,.. the rest of the dog's body was comatose.

~~~***~~~

Spring cleaning today out in the barn.

Anyone need some goat shit or chicken shit, I've got way more than I need for my summer garden ?

Anyone want to smoke a joint ?

[magicarpet]

3. Oh THX for the brown dog Smirk/Giggle,.. that was a refreshing break.

[Walleye]

6. I always think of dogs and cats dreaming when I hear talk of a human dream's Freudian meaning