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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,549 posts) Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:17 AM Apr 2020

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Don't be fooled. Cleaning with alcohol is bullshit. After

eight or twelve drinks, nothing got done!

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Don't be fooled. Cleaning with alcohol is bullshit. After (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Apr 2020 OP

Yeah, but it was a good try! n/t Laelth Apr 2020 #1

😆 underpants Apr 2020 #2

Yea look at it this way TEB Apr 2020 #3

Did you pee on your hands after 8 drinks? at140 Apr 2020 #4

LOL backtoblue Apr 2020 #5

Did you have a good time not getting anything done? If so, mission accomplished. Arkansas Granny Apr 2020 #6

Exactly. paleotn Apr 2020 #9

HAH! You got me! zanana1 Apr 2020 #7

But you disinfect your throat bluecollar2 Apr 2020 #8

Between drinks #1 and 4 I got a LOT of cleaning done! robbob Apr 2020 #10

Lol ananda Apr 2020 #11

Very funny! lefthandedskyhook Apr 2020 #12

LOL! highplainsdem Apr 2020 #13

Yah but you no longer cared so still a win. lark Apr 2020 #14

Have you tried fifteen drinks? Worked for me! beastie boy Apr 2020 #15

Maybe you'll be so drunk you won't notice when I steal this joke. n/t. NNadir Apr 2020 #16

Yeah, but at that point, who cares? Permanut Apr 2020 #17

Laelth

(32,017 posts)

1. Yeah, but it was a good try! n/t

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:19 AM

Apr 2020

-Laelth

underpants

(182,829 posts)

2. 😆

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Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:23 AM

Apr 2020

TEB

(12,860 posts)

3. Yea look at it this way

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:24 AM

Apr 2020

After you piss the toilet bowl is cleaner in theory

at140

(6,110 posts)

4. Did you pee on your hands after 8 drinks?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:28 AM

Apr 2020

That works every time! No more germs on hands.
Remember the James Bond movie when that actually worked?

backtoblue

(11,343 posts)

5. LOL

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:36 AM

Apr 2020

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

6. Did you have a good time not getting anything done? If so, mission accomplished.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:51 AM

Apr 2020

paleotn

(17,931 posts)

9. Exactly.

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:01 AM

Apr 2020

zanana1

(6,122 posts)

7. HAH! You got me!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 09:55 AM

Apr 2020

bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)

8. But you disinfect your throat

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:00 AM

Apr 2020

My story and I'm sticking to it...

robbob

(3,531 posts)

10. Between drinks #1 and 4 I got a LOT of cleaning done!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 10:16 AM

Apr 2020

After that is was just gravy!

ananda

(28,866 posts)

11. Lol

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Sat Apr 4, 2020, 11:06 AM

Apr 2020

lefthandedskyhook

(964 posts)

12. Very funny!

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Sat Apr 4, 2020, 11:13 AM

Apr 2020

highplainsdem

(49,004 posts)

13. LOL!

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Sat Apr 4, 2020, 11:27 AM

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lark

(23,105 posts)

14. Yah but you no longer cared so still a win.

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Sat Apr 4, 2020, 11:38 AM

Apr 2020

beastie boy

(9,375 posts)

15. Have you tried fifteen drinks? Worked for me!

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 12:14 PM

Apr 2020

I felt totally protected and invincible!

And it worked wonders with social distancing. Nobody wanted to get anywhere near me.

NNadir

(33,525 posts)

16. Maybe you'll be so drunk you won't notice when I steal this joke. n/t.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Apr 4, 2020, 06:41 PM

Apr 2020

Permanut

(5,613 posts)

17. Yeah, but at that point, who cares?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Apr 5, 2020, 12:17 AM

Apr 2020

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