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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDoctor asked me if I was sexually active.
I said "Well, I wouldn't really call it "active".
"What do you mean?" he said.
I told him I move as little as possible while praying for it to be over soon.
Turbineguy
(37,365 posts)Motive and opportunity.
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)sorcrow
(421 posts)Honey, what would you do if I started smoking?
Reckon, I'd slow down and use more lube.
Regards,
Crow
customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)of a trip a couple of decades ago, when I went to give blood, the tech asked me, "Have you ever exchanged sex for money?" My answer: "Are we including child support?"
Chainfire
(17,636 posts)described alimony and child support as "the screwing you get for the screwing you got."
NNadir
(33,544 posts)If I donated once, I've donated 50 times, but they ask the questions every time.
Do they really expect me to be less dull after all this time.
Chainfire
(17,636 posts)"The last time you had sex were you with someone or were you alone?"
Doctor: How many sex partners have you had in recent years?
Man: Including my wife?
Doctor: Yes
Man: NONE
Skittles
(153,193 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,457 posts)I'll give that a try...but I'm still skeptical.