YOU BOYS IN SOME BIG ASS TROUBLE NOW I HOPE TO TELL YA

[LuckyCharms]

WHILE YA BEEN BUSY WHOOPIN' IT UP AND NOT GIVEN NO SHIT ABOUT THIS HERE VIRUS, I BEEN IN THE SHED BUILDIN A VIRAL LOAD INDICATOR OUT OF AN OLD VARNISH CAN AND YOU BOYS DONE FUCKED UP GOOD AND WELL WHEN YA WENT AND VISITED THE LOCAL FEMALE TALENT LAST NIGHT OVER ON THE EAST SIDE. MABLE TOL ME THERE WAS SUM KINDA PLUME OF THE DEVIL VIRUS ON THE EAST SIDE LAST NIGHT AND NO ONE COULD SEE IT SOYA COME ON OVER HERE AND I'LL HOLD THAT CAN AGAIN'T YE' SKIN AND I'LL SHOW YA YER VIRAL LOAD...YE BETTER GET YERSELF OVER TO THE OL GOL DANG DOC RIGHT NOW...DONCHA ARGUE WITH ME THIS LOAD INDICATER IS ACURATE TO WITHIN 6 PPM. I DID THE CALERBRASHUN MASELF IT TAINT NO JOKE BOYS.

IFFIN YE DONT WANNA GO TO SEE THE DOC, GET YERSELF SOME FISH TANK CLEANER AND START A CHEWIN ON IT LIKE MR PRESIDENT TOL YA.

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1. heh heh. you said "taint". heh heh.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

2. Yall better git off my daddy's land for I call the law!

[ret5hd]

4. "afor" I call the law.

Damn hick.

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

7. Ah may be memberin' wrongly but in Polk County ah think it's...

... 'for

'for = the contracted form of afor.

[SheltieLover]

3. LOL

And chase the fish tank cleaner with a gal of bleach.

[COLGATE4]

5. Sound advice nt

[AJT]

6. I been usin' the snakes I kep in the barn....