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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsAmerica's hot new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo
https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/a31945211/andrew-cuomo-hot/?utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=socialflowFBMAR&utm_medium=social-media&fbclid=IwAR2MO9trE4uoDVsvCnXZGVP3YV_INnMvv5m8aP8kwfj0LrBDD8f3m6YgGk8My Boyfriend Andrew Cuomos New Girlfriend Is America
Trapped in my apartment, nowhere else to focus my hormones, the governor is the only man speaking directly TO ME for miles around.
Vital New York Times think pieces aside, life in Corona lockdown has been pretty innocuous for me so far. I have no children, no pets, just lots of beautiful things from HomeGoods and the outlets packed into a not-unspacious apartment on New Yorks Upper West Side. Im able to work from home sans bra, artfully tucking my breasts into my armpits while replying to work emails, and thankfully putting pants on to host my morning radio show on SiriusXM from my living room, a show my neighbors have called Can you please close your windows? and Seriously, we have a newborn.
But the one thing I do have to look forward to every day like clockwork has been New York Governor Andrew Cuomos daily press briefings at 11 a.m. (Sometimes hes late, and starts them at 11:30. Ive started referring to this waiting time as Cuomo FOMO.) Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this mans perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority, my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to myself I think were gonna be okay.
Also: I think Im in love with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
But the one thing I do have to look forward to every day like clockwork has been New York Governor Andrew Cuomos daily press briefings at 11 a.m. (Sometimes hes late, and starts them at 11:30. Ive started referring to this waiting time as Cuomo FOMO.) Like a velveteen gravity blanket for my soul, the second I see this mans perfectly weathered face and tousled curls, the moment his Pacino-like accent fills my living room with its mafia-like authority, my blood pressure drops, my breasts seem to perk up on their own, and a tingly feeling of optimism washes over my imprisoned body as I think to myself I think were gonna be okay.
Also: I think Im in love with New York Governor Andrew Cuomo.
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America's hot new boyfriend, Andrew Cuomo (Original Post)
pnwmom
Mar 2020
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mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)1. One could certainly do worse ... (nt)
msongs
(67,453 posts)2. one specific skill set related to one specific incident - what else does he have?
there's a differnce between infatuation and love lol
pnwmom
(108,996 posts)3. This piece is only for people who want some laughs.
However, the Governor is a very capable man with a broad "skill set" in managing New York.