George Conway owes me a new keyboard

[Siwsan]

[leftieNanner]

1. Excellent! Thanks George.

But I think she tore out Barack's basketball court to put in the tennis pavilion.

[Dem2theMax]

4. I was laughing, until I read your post.

Did she really do that?

[leftieNanner]

6. Well, to be perfectly frank

I did read it somewhere on the magic internet machine.

Just checked out what happened and apparently it was always a tennis court, but Barack had it retro-fitted for basketball. So I guess the answer is yes and no.

Doesn't Melania know that nobody plays tennis any more? Other than Serena Williams and Roger Federer?

[Dem2theMax]

12. The photo in post number 7

shows us why we really don't want a tennis court there.

Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap. But first I have to wash my hands really well because that thing in that photo isn't taking care of us, so I have to worry about washing my hands 300 times a day.

I swear I feel like I'm in Seinfeld's opposite world.

[BigmanPigman]

24. We have all been living in Bizarro World

for 3+ years and I am sick and tired of it!

[Dem2theMax]

25. Yes, we have!

I am so sick to death of seeing him, let alone hearing his voice. And every time I hear the next stupid thing he is doing, I swear my blood pressure goes up 50 points.

I am trying not to hope too much, but boy am I hoping November gives us that 180 degree flip we need.

I don't want to see a republican for as far as my eyes can see. I want to see that Blue Wave take over the country!

[BigmanPigman]

28. I read that due to all the bots, Russia

"meddling", GOP voter supression, Fux Ruse lies, etc the Dems need a 12 pt lead with tRump just to break even with popular votes. However, Bloomberg's $$$ surely will help!

[Dem2theMax]

30. I didn't know what the point lead would need to be,

but I knew we were going to have to be way out in front to minimize all the bad actors and the damage they will be trying to inflict.

[DesertRat]

20. Yup. Trying to erase all traces of the Obama years

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=1328200

[Dem2theMax]

27. Yep, his number one goal.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. So maybe we'll get to see more of this?

Although I'm not sure His Lardship can do much more than waddle across the court any more.

[CaptYossarian]

8. I thought the BB court was in the basement. It's where

Al Gore tore his Achilles.

Michelle Obama's garden may be no longer though.

[radical noodle]

18. Her garden is still there

but not used in quite the same way. There's no flotus in jeans and sneakers digging in the dirt now, or showing little kids how to plant seeds.

[DesertRat]

19. The tennis "pavillion" is going in over the bb court

Notice the markings under the table.

[FailureToCommunicate]

21. The 'for show' hard hats crack me up! Dang those govment safety regulations!!

[napi21]

40. Yea the hard hats are a bit over the top, but really, does anyone psahoot hoops in a suit & dress

pants? Actually that shot was likely for show. I'm sure when he played actual basketball he wore appropriate clothes.

[FailureToCommunicate]

41. Maybe not. Obama actually worked his butt off as President. Bet there often little

time to change into b-ball gear just for a few minutes of r-n-r between meetings.

[CatMor]

29. How much planning does it take to ...

pave a 36' x 78' asphalt tennis court. Everything done by the grifting trumps has to be over dramatic. The hard hats are,a bit much.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

34. Whoa....who let that guy in with the tan suit?

Someone's going to get fired.......

KY........

[DesertRat]

36. Even worse, it's a tan jacket with gray pants

[CaptYossarian]

39. Thanks.

[wryter2000]

3. LOL

Good one

[sandensea]

5. And you know how Joe likes to stay in shape

"How 'bout we arm wrestle for it, Donald?"

[leftieNanner]

9. If Joe Biden is a tennis player,

And Trump finds out, he will nuke the thing on January 19, 2021.

[sandensea]

13. Don't give Orange Amin any ideas!

If the Fat Bastard loses, you can bet he'll do everything in his power - and then some - to leave Joe Biden as bad a situation as possible.

Like those rotten kids that kick the board after they lose at checkers or chess.

[leftieNanner]

15. Sadly, you are right

I think the tennis court is the least of our worries.

And it's not IF he loses, but WHEN.

[sandensea]

16. +1

[trof]

22. He's a wolverine.

Besides being extremely destructive if they get into a cabin, they will urinate and defecate on small animals they kill, even after they've eaten their fill, so no other predators can eat their leavings.

[sandensea]

32. Great metaphor.

Not exactly the 'wolverine' Republicans picture, when they binge-watch Red Dawn and its (even worse) remake.

But as you pointed out, one much closer to the reality.

[Lonestarblue]

37. If Trump loses, he'll be busy figuring out the best time to resign.

First, he’ll try to overturn the election, and when that doesn’t work, he’ll start thinking about all the crimes for which he might be prosecuted. Then, he’ll decide when to resign so Pence can become President for a Day and pardon him. Between the election and January 19, he’ll try to destroy everything in sight. There will be no official government documents left behind for historians to chronicle the disaster that is the Trump presidency.

[sandensea]

38. +1

A bookmark worthy prediction.

I bet it'll be just like that, or very close to it.

[elleng]

10. ;-)

[bringthePaine]

11. ha Melanie Antoinette! "let them eat break-point"

[Karadeniz]

14. Ha!!!!❤

[blueinredohio]

17. Do we get to see a picture of Melania playing tennis on her new court

in her stillettos?

[TexasBushwhacker]

31. With her kidneys hitting her in the face?

Maybe she's going to get Donald to take up tennis, so he can have a heart attack quicker

[blueinredohio]

35. LOL

[Historic NY]

23. Bada Boom.

[dewsgirl]

26. He's always great.....for now.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

33. After our nominee moves in, they will reconvert part of the courts back to basketball.....

so that when President Obama drops in, he can shoot some hoops......and rub it in Shitler's face....