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rug

(82,333 posts) Tue Jun 12, 2012, 03:36 PM Jun 2012

I just found a half baby in my mouse bath!

What should I do? I don't recognize whose it is.

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I just found a half baby in my mouse bath! (Original Post) rug Jun 2012 OP

Were its eyes open or closed? HarveyDarkey Jun 2012 #1

It was split straight down the middle. Only one eye. rug Jun 2012 #3

King Solomon strikes again! Liberal Veteran Jun 2012 #14

Top half, bottom half, front half, back half, or split in the middle? Protocol differs. ohiosmith Jun 2012 #2

Down the middle. Like it was put through a table saw. rug Jun 2012 #4

Male or female? ohiosmith Jun 2012 #5

Hmm, can't tell. Looks like the hand was unsteady when it got to the coccyx. rug Jun 2012 #6

Maybe you have a half brother or sister you didn't know about! ohiosmith Jun 2012 #7

Oh, it's not mine. I think I'll ask the neighbors if they're missing anything. rug Jun 2012 #9

Nice post, Solomon! KamaAina Jun 2012 #8

Sorry. I didn't know I was even pregnant. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #10

That's no excuse for being so careless. rug Jun 2012 #11

I'm a guy. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #12

John Boehner made you pregnant? rug Jun 2012 #13

"Boner". HopeHoops Jun 2012 #15

Yes, I know you're excited but please maintain your decorum. rug Jun 2012 #16

HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts)

1. Were its eyes open or closed?

Reply to rug (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 03:46 PM

Jun 2012

Last edited Tue Jun 12, 2012, 07:52 PM - Edit history (1)

Inquiring minds need to know.

Edit: typo

rug

(82,333 posts)

3. It was split straight down the middle. Only one eye.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Reply #1)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:00 PM

Jun 2012

I'll look for the rest.

Liberal Veteran

(22,239 posts)

14. King Solomon strikes again!

Reply to rug (Reply #3)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:03 PM

Jun 2012

Will we never be rid of his judgments?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Top half, bottom half, front half, back half, or split in the middle? Protocol differs.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 03:57 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

4. Down the middle. Like it was put through a table saw.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:01 PM

Jun 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

5. Male or female?

Reply to rug (Reply #4)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:02 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. Hmm, can't tell. Looks like the hand was unsteady when it got to the coccyx.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #5)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:10 PM

Jun 2012

It's horrible.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

7. Maybe you have a half brother or sister you didn't know about!

Reply to rug (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:12 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

9. Oh, it's not mine. I think I'll ask the neighbors if they're missing anything.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #7)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:15 PM

Jun 2012

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

8. Nice post, Solomon!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 04:13 PM

Jun 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

10. Sorry. I didn't know I was even pregnant.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 06:23 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

11. That's no excuse for being so careless.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #10)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 07:30 PM

Jun 2012

Where would you like me to send the . . . . er . . . . parts?

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

12. I'm a guy.

Reply to rug (Reply #11)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 07:42 PM

Jun 2012

Send parts to Rep. Boner's office.

rug

(82,333 posts)

13. John Boehner made you pregnant?

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #12)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:00 PM

Jun 2012

That's still no excuse.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

15. "Boner".

Reply to rug (Reply #13)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:19 PM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

16. Yes, I know you're excited but please maintain your decorum.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #15)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:22 PM

Jun 2012

This is a serious mess I'm trying to clear up.

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