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kairos12

(12,862 posts) Fri Mar 6, 2020, 03:00 PM Mar 2020

Canine Humor

A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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Canine Humor (Original Post) kairos12 Mar 2020 OP

K&R. nt tblue37 Mar 2020 #1

That's a good smile! Thx MLAA Mar 2020 #2

That's funny up to a point. In real life I've met with psychiatrists and therapists and ALWAYS abqtommy Mar 2020 #3

tblue37

(65,403 posts)

1. K&R. nt

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 03:01 PM

Mar 2020

MLAA

(17,298 posts)

2. That's a good smile! Thx

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 03:14 PM

Mar 2020

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

3. That's funny up to a point. In real life I've met with psychiatrists and therapists and ALWAYS

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Fri Mar 6, 2020, 06:34 PM

Mar 2020

wound up sitting in a chair. I did meet one Freudian Analyst that had a couch and many beautiful things
in his office but I couldn't afford him. That last phrase in my previous sentence could be an optional
punch line for the joke, and more accurate too! But keep 'em coming!

This is a meandering thought, not criticism...

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