Does anyone here seriously think that crossed fingers would repel a vampire?

[raccoon]

I seriously doubt it. Hopefully, I'll never have to put it to the test.

[Kali]

1. no you need garlic or a silver cross

crossed fingers might fool/startle one until you can grab a real one or the garlic

[ohiosmith]

2. Cross made from garlic soaked in holy water.

[dr.strangelove]

3. It totally works, sometimes

I had a vampire attack me in the parking lot of Merlots a few weeks ago. I made a cross with my index fingers and it turned into a bat and flew away. But another time a vampire came at me and I tried the "make a cross" move and it said "You have to have faith for that to work on me." Lucky for me, my orthodox and double jointed jewish friend made a star of david with his fingers and that vampire was toast.

[HopeHoops]

4. I think a good day-after buritto night gas expulsion would be more effective.

If they can smell blood, they SURE as hell would smell THAT!