Thinking about younger days. I remember a sure sign that the sex was good. REALLY good.

[LuckyCharms]

One of my socks would fall off.

[5X]

1. When clothes interfere with spontaneity

We should all be nekkid.

[sl8]

3. For you. What about the other person?

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How was the sex for the other person, who ended up having sex with someone who wears their socks during sex (assuming there was another person)?

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Fall off of...

what?

[Kaleva]

10. His dick. When his penis went flaccid, the sock would fall off.

[Harker]

5. A garter.

[cloudbase]

6. Did you smoke after sex?

I'm handing you the mother of all straight lines. Don't blow it!

[Generic Brad]

12. How does Kentucky reduce friction?

I ask because Mitch McConnell rubs me the wrong way.

[Generic Brad]

14. I'm perfectly happy

I only commented because I live very close to the border and I have observed there is nothing sexy about Kentucky!

[Captain Zero]

22. why did the dumb guy keep a quarter in his rubber?

If he can't come, he will call.

[sl8]

16. No, not "Kentucky"

"Kentucky jelly"

Honestly, it doesn't taste all that great, but it is pretty low in calories.

[musicman65]

8. You know it was good

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when the next morning,you look like a glaze on a donut

[Kaleva]

9. Support socks are , by design, hard to blow off during great sex.

Nowadays, sex is pretty much limited to holding hands while binge watching tv.

[Major Nikon]

11. I always prefered to use condoms

[sl8]

15. I can think of younger days ...

Just because the OP title jogged this loose:

How Can You Mend a Broken Heart

I can think of younger days
When living for my life
Was everything a man could want to do
I could never see tomorrow
But no one said a word about the sorrow

How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?

How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart
And let me live again

I can still feel the breeze
That rustles through the trees
And misty memories of days gone by
We could never see tomorrow
But no one said a word about the sorrow

How can you mend a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down
How can you stop the sun from shining
What makes the world go round

And how can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Please help me mend my broken heart
And let me live again

La la la la la la, la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la

Please help me mend my broken heart
And let me live again

Da da da da
Da da da da, da da da da da, da

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Barry Gibb / Robin Gibb
How Can You Mend a Broken Heart lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc, Universal Music Publishing Group

[maxrandb]

20. This and My Love

Were my rolling rink jams.

You should have seen us holding sweaty hands during the couple's skate.

https://m.

[maxrandb]

17. Who has sex with their socks on?

[Paladin]

18. Plenty of us, if fading memory serves. (nt)

[maxrandb]

19. I can't think that far back. I'm retired, so I spend most of my time in flip-flops

I'm not quite old enough yet to wear them with white socks.

[Paladin]

21. Useful measurement:

When you start losing track of what day of the week it is, your retirement status is confirmed.

Although the flip-flops thing is a pretty good indicator (provided you're not working at some tech shop where the shittier you dress, the more money you're making).

[In_The_Wind]

23. Why did you keep your socks on?

I remember: Sex was better in the nude.