Never listen to the audio on a cooking show without the picture.

[Initech]

I was watching (well, listening to) a bread-making video and there's some seriously dirty-sounding stuff if you don't have the picture.

"Give it a slap."
"Yeah poke it, poke it!"
"Drop it in there."
"This is very hot, there's some smoke coming off of it."
"It's a little sticky."
"Rub it down."
"Oh yeah baby!"
"Tap the bottom."

Are just some of the phrases said in this video.

[SWBTATTReg]

1. Ha ha, you make a good point, now that I think about it. Thanks for the laugh!

[Initech]

2. John Oliver:

[SWBTATTReg]

3. I always loved G Ramsay! He doesn't mince words!

[Leith]

4. One time in the breakroom at work

I was at the sink with my back to the TV. It sounded like a porn flick going on behind me.

I turned around and saw that it was a tennis match between 2 women. The microphones were on the women and did not pick up the sound of hitting the ball.

[Harker]

5. There have been some classic matchups...

among both men and women.

Tracy Austin is the first I can recall offhand, but anything involving Gabriela Sabatini was worth a listen.

[Initech]

6. I'm sure if you took sports phrases out of context, they sound porno.

Thanks to the movie Beerfest, I can't hear the phrase "double team" in basketball without laughing.