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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYou're not old - You were just born on the wrong planet
Girl sends a card to her dad explaining away his 50th in a more positive light
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You're not old - You were just born on the wrong planet (Original Post)
packman
Feb 2020
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Arkansas Granny
(31,533 posts)1. Yay!!! I'm going to start counting my age in Mars years.
Jamastiene
(38,187 posts)2. I wish someone would do that for me.
I will be turning 50 this year, lol. I wish someone would do that for me.
Polly Hennessey
(6,807 posts)3. I'm moving to Venus.
Salviati
(6,009 posts)4. And on Mercury...
... They'd only be 103.75 days old as well!
(Mercury's day is 2x longer than it's year...)
benld74
(9,910 posts)5. Figure away,,, I would take the Red Planet myself
Aristus
(66,467 posts)6. What would I be on Uranus?
A skin tag, probably
The Figment
(494 posts)7. Here ya go...