Have any of you ever chipped a tooth while using a vibrator?

[LuckyCharms]

Because that would be freakin' awful.

[elleng]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No

[LuckyCharms]

2. Whew! You're lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

3. Wait! I'm lucky!

What the hell was I thinking?

[elleng]

6. WE are lucky!!!

[5X]

4. My own or someone else's?

Link to tweet

?s=20

[LuckyCharms]

5. One of those flying bastards

speared me right in the fucking eye with one of those things.

[dewsgirl]

8. Oh dear.😳

[dewsgirl]

7. LoL🤣

[Wounded Bear]

9. I'm not sure, but you might be using it incorrectly...

[jberryhill]

10. You should google "vagina dentata" some time

Just, and I mean this, keep it to a text search, and not an image search.

It does have a Wikipedia entry.

[LuckyCharms]

11. i just googled it, and though I never thought it possible...

my penis just got even smaller.

[jberryhill]

12. Four out of five dentists surveyed...

[LuckyCharms]

13. How does an anus show up on an x-ray?

[jberryhill]

14. You might want to get your anus looked at

[LuckyCharms]

15. MIGHT want to?

I DEFINITELY want to.

[jberryhill]

16. Yeah, I think you were on my commuter train once

Some guy apparently wanted his looked at a little too much.

[LuckyCharms]

17. The vibration of the train makes some people be like that.

[jberryhill]

18. And, that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I chipped my tooth!

Good night everyone, and God bless.

[LuckyCharms]

19. .