One hell of a salesman! A few minutes ago my doorbell rang. Me: "What can I do for you?"

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Twenty Something Guy: “Hi! I’m doing demonstrations for Kirby vacuums today. I know you don’t want to buy one. They’re really expensive. I get $25.00 for every demo so can I come in and clean a carpet or hard floor?”

Me: “We just had all of our flooring cleaned so you’d be wasting you time.”

TSG: “Well, can I get your name so I can say you got a demo?”

Me: “No!”

TSG: “Okay! Have a blessed day.”

[katmondoo]

1. Are they still selling those horrible vacuums?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. I guess!

Would you like a demo?

[Newest Reality]

5. Oh...

You beat me to it!!!

Now I can't get a name for my commission on a demo. Damn!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. That's where friends and family come in handy! 😏

[braddy]

2. I sold encyclopedias, it was challenging but very rewarding, and the money was fantastic.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. I sold Look magazine for several years. It was a hoot and as you said good dough!

[randr]

4. For this you are proud?

Be careful, in your next life you may need to sell door to door yourself

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. I did it in this life thank you!

[Arkansas Granny]

9. I vaccinated chickens. 🐔

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. Don't get me started. I worked at the Butterball plant in Goshen Indiana.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. And did you butter them well?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. Nary a complaint!