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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWeird, gross dream I had this AM.
I was eating dinner in a posh restaurant with lots of gilt and red velvet everywhere, which is odd because I am far too broke to do anything like that. I look down the room and theres President Donald Trump having a Trump steak with a whole lot of people. One of them is a young boy, maybe 9, who decides its a good idea to spear his meat with his knife and eat it off the tip.
Horrified, I yell out in my firmest Mom/teacher voice not to do it. Trump looks over my way and goes on a tirade that I cant hear but hes clearly mad because hes turning from orange to purple. I get up and retreat to the ladies room, but stop short as I enter the door. Im barefoot and wearing a long skirt, which I immediately hitch up because theres a couple of inches of standing waste water on the floor. The toilet is spewing filth like a geyser everywhere! And the last thought I had before waking was, Now what the hell do I do?
I woke up and realized at the very least I could have told that buffoon off, or even have done something more heroic than that, but instead my brain left me mired in poo. What gives?
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,570 posts)GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)and are actually in that washroom in water up to your knees.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)this response from you? LOL
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Just asking.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)when we got brownies for Halloween from a local artist. Not that we didnt trust her, but she always had a pile of people underfoot and there was no telling who actually made the brownies. So, Mom said no just to be safe.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)And the closest dispensary is 1 and 1/2 miles from my house.
I hope that I do not have a dream like yours.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)PJMcK
(22,047 posts)Just sayin'.
Floyd R. Turbo
(26,570 posts)GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)ret5hd
(20,515 posts)are in deep shit because of trump.
I would make a diagnosis of "perfectly sane".
You are welcome. Like Lucy, I charge $.05 per diagnosis. A check is fine.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)Skittles
(153,182 posts)Last edited Mon Jan 20, 2020, 09:06 PM - Edit history (1)
.....you could have just stopped at "I look down the room and theres President Donald Trump"
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)Fla Dem
(23,734 posts)But definitely your subconscious interpreting your thoughts and emotions about this whole Trump debacle. Hope you have a better sleep tonight.