If Donald tRump and Mitch McConnell were both drowning......

[lastlib]

...would you choose the caramel popcorn, or the jalapeno cheddar popcorn?

Inquiring minds want to know........

[Tribalceltic]

1. I would be happy

to throw rocks at them

[MontanaFarmer]

2. I'm a caramel man, myself.

Probably washed down with some wild Turkey 101 from the great state of Kentucky, just for mitch.

[lastlib]

3. Personally, I think I would throw them each a rope.....

tied to a cinderblock.....

...and enjoy my caramel popcorn.

[3catwoman3]

8. I was thinking an anvil, but cinderblocks...

...would do fine.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. ..I'd take a leak on them, then finish my popcorn.

[Coventina]

5. I'd yell, "Take some personal responsibility, you moochers!"

[smb]

6. Depends On Whether The Cats Are Around

I taught one of them to quit trying to filch people food with a jalapeno cheddar bagel; presumably jalapeno cheddar popcorn would be just as effective.

[lark]

7. I'd run to get my camera, bring a chair and the white cheddar popcorn.

I'd call my family & friends to come share the delight with me.

[IcyPeas]

13. I agree, this calls for white cheddar popcorn

white.......
cheddar........

what does that remind you of?

[Harker]

9. No vegan option?

I'd leave to make some with olive oil and herbs.

[grumpyduck]

10. I

I'd throw them each a life preserver with BARACK OBAMA printed on it.

Then I'd grab the cheddar cheese popcorn.

[Polly Hennessey]

11. Caramel, for sure.

Then I would sit down and eat my popcorn as they gurgled their way to hell.

[eppur_se_muova]

12. ... and you had only one anvil ... nt

[bluestarone]

14. Call Dominos

Order a pizza. Enjoy the party

[lees1975]

15. That calls for a glass of wine

[sakabatou]

16. Caramel of just regular buttered