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Joke for today
A farmer was sitting in front of his house one evening when a dirty pickup truck drove up. The fellow driving got out and said, “Hi, my name is Eddie. I’m pickin’ up Betty. We’re gonna get spaghetti. She ready?”
A little later, another old pickup pulls up and the fellow got out. “Hi, my name is Joe. I’m here to get Flo. We’re gonna see a show. She ready to go?”
A bit later, a shiny new Ford F-150 pulls up and the driver got out and said, “Howdy, my name’s Chuck.”
The farmer shot him.
