Meanwhile in Pigeonshit ----

[packman]

In the village of Pigeonshit, the town was plagued by a sudden and rather disturbing flock of red pigeons. These red pigeons drove out the local gray ones and quickly took over the entire town, crapping and spoiling every outdoor tree in red shit.
Desperate, the mayor employed a pigeon expert to try to solve the problem.

"Sir," said he, "Indeed I can help you"

With a wave of his hand, POOF, he conjured up the most magnificent, most grand red pigeon with a golden tussle of feathers sitting on its large head. The bird took off through an open window and began to circle the town, squawking and shrieking . The other red pigeons looked up and took off trying to reach his dizzying heights above the town. Then the MagnifcentArticulateGrandAvis flew off with every red pigeon following it.

"Remarkable, just remarkable" said the mayor as he paid the pigeon expert. "I just have one question"

"Sir, anything to help my fellow man"

"Can you do the same thing with red politicians?"

[Karadeniz]

1. I was waiting for that! Thanks for sharing!❤