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rug

(82,333 posts) Fri Jun 8, 2012, 07:43 AM Jun 2012

The singlemost important invention of humanity.

Aaaaaaahhhh.

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The singlemost important invention of humanity. (Original Post) rug Jun 2012 OP

Question.. Komputernut Jun 2012 #1

I don't think she'd like being called an invention. rug Jun 2012 #2

The paper clip. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #3

Spam deleted by Violet_Crumble (MIR Team) Vincent89 Jun 2012 #4

Not for me. dawg Jun 2012 #5

I can only do that in the front. rug Jun 2012 #6

I beg to differ and I suspect others would agree with me! LynneSin Jun 2012 #7

Now see, I was trying to be sensitive and nonsexist by sayimg humanity instead of mankind. rug Jun 2012 #8

This would get my vote: Arkansas Granny Jun 2012 #9

Do you mean the TP or the holder? Bake Jun 2012 #10

I was thinking about the tp. Arkansas Granny Jun 2012 #12

Butt scratchaaah!! geardaddy Jun 2012 #11

Oh, won't you scratch my itch libodem Jun 2012 #13

Komputernut

(16 posts)

1. Question..

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:09 AM

Jun 2012

Since my wife scratches my back, does that make her the greatest invention ever?

rug

(82,333 posts)

2. I don't think she'd like being called an invention.

Reply to Komputernut (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:21 AM

Jun 2012

When my wife is mad at me she won't scratch my back. It's a handy gauge.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

3. The paper clip.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 08:51 AM

Jun 2012

Vincent89

(21 posts)

4. Spam deleted by Violet_Crumble (MIR Team)

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:09 AM

Jun 2012

dawg

(10,624 posts)

5. Not for me.

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:40 AM

Jun 2012

I can reach every spot on my back with my hand.

rug

(82,333 posts)

6. I can only do that in the front.

Reply to dawg (Reply #5)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:42 AM

Jun 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

7. I beg to differ and I suspect others would agree with me!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 09:49 AM

Jun 2012

rug

(82,333 posts)

8. Now see, I was trying to be sensitive and nonsexist by sayimg humanity instead of mankind.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #7)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:12 AM

Jun 2012

And here you have to bring up feminine hygiene thereby dividing the world in two.

Arkansas Granny

(31,530 posts)

9. This would get my vote:

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:16 AM

Jun 2012

Bake

(21,977 posts)

10. Do you mean the TP or the holder?

Reply to Arkansas Granny (Reply #9)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:55 AM

Jun 2012

And if you mean the holder, if it were REALLY good you wouldn't be able to put the roll on backwards.

Just sayin'.

Bake

Arkansas Granny

(31,530 posts)

12. I was thinking about the tp.

Reply to Bake (Reply #10)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:05 AM

Jun 2012

When you REALLY need it, you don't care if the roll is on backwards or not.

Just sayin'.

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

11. Butt scratchaaah!!

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 10:57 AM

Jun 2012

libodem

(19,288 posts)

13. Oh, won't you scratch my itch

Reply to rug (Original post)

Fri Jun 8, 2012, 11:11 AM

Jun 2012

Sweet Annie Rich. Welcome me back to town.

Now, I'll have an ear worm....

Hope it catches on.

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