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And a lifetime of eternal friendship to all those who can cheer me up.
I just can't make the throw from deep-center anymore, Coach...
VarryOn
(2,343 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)Just like last week. This week: I kill the bottle!...
VarryOn
(2,343 posts)Definitely gets the job done!
I like mixed with club soda.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)dumpski has a shrivelled 🌰 ou 🍄.
Oui oui.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)sign me up...
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)Although, given the fact that we are now a client-state to Russia, I wonder if I should give them up...
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)looks Ruskified. 💂?♀️
Nite! 🎅
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)My daughter is over here snoring. 🤣
I misspelt wuz with wiz. Pardon me. 🙄
Aristus
(66,379 posts)My wife snores. See how much we have in common? Friends for life!
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Now she's woke up. And wants sumpthin from mommie. 🍬
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I misunderstood...
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)tblue37
(65,361 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)My fur-daughter was snuggled in one of her numerous beds nearby and was out like a light snoring. I thot it was coming from the teevee.
🙄 🐕 💤
Aristus
(66,379 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)And (mostly) sober.
Just a couple of beers tonight. How about you?
redstateblues
(10,565 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)Na z'drovje, mon ami.
A peace-filled might be yours! 💤
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Da svidanya...
sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,249 posts)912gdm
(959 posts)You did say AMA.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Anything, as long as it works...
TexasBushwhacker
(20,190 posts)of the incision?
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Hopefully, the EMT's help to control the bleeding when they show up...
912gdm
(959 posts)one of the main reasons I never went into medicine was blood. even seeing that movie scene has me curling into a ball and heaving
Aristus
(66,379 posts)And it's worth pointing out that blood is far from the most disconcerting body fluid produced by the human animal. I've dealt with them all.
3catwoman3
(23,993 posts)...any day of the week.
tblue37
(65,361 posts)912gdm
(959 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)That's what I see more than just about anything, I guess..
912gdm
(959 posts)912gdm
(959 posts)would you feel it was tacky if he went onto a message board and complained about your questions?
Aristus
(66,379 posts)We all need to vent sometimes.
As long as he didn't disclose names and dates of birth, have at it, I say...
912gdm
(959 posts)But you spill to everyone, doctor not not.
Im glad your not my doctor.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Physician Assistant, but whatever...
912gdm
(959 posts)you cant do as much damage as I thought.
Honestly, I thought you were a doctor. I couldn't imagine someone going through all that dissing this patient and that, outing this person and that, giving details and it was an actual doctor that went trough all that training. Your just a PA.
but yeah, the people that saw you need to get a lawyer just cause.
dumb ass PA thinks its a DR. HA
Aristus
(66,379 posts)You had me going there for a minute...
912gdm
(959 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)And I never will. I practice clinical medicine. Every Lounger who has been here longer than a year knows that. Don't kick yourself.
912gdm
(959 posts)you are a PA.
YOU ARE OT A DOCTOR
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)YOU ARE NOT BEING COOL.
912gdm
(959 posts)mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Clearly broken.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)A Medical Assistant is an allied health position similar to Licensed Practical Nurse, and who carries out many clinical tasks such as rooming patients, taking vital signs, drawing blood and obtaining other lab specimens, clerical work, etc.
A Physician Assistant is a medical practitioner who is trained on the medical school model, and practices medicine in many settings, including, but not limited to, primary care, family practice, specialties such as cardiology, gastroenterology, endocrinology, surgery, etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physician_assistant
You're not the first to confuse the two. No shame...
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)This person seems to want to pick fights w/people tonight for some reason. You're the 2nd person I've seen he/she fly off the handle with ... for no actual reason whatsoever.
Tell ya Aristus ... the fact that you could (in theory) write me an Rx for Oxy, and it would get filled ... tells me you're close enough to a proper Doctor for ME to call ya 'Doc', straight up!
In fact, I jumped in cause you don't deserve to be spoken to this way ... and to tell you that you have the patience of a Saint (not the patients though I'm sure) my friend
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Thank you, doctor...
emmaverybo
(8,144 posts)next to MDs. In any case, Aristus is very well respected here as many many DUers friend and as a professional.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)Is like a receptionist at the doctors office who's 'practicing' to be a Nurse someday ...
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I know many Nurse Practitioners whom I respect very much. Even one I consider a kind of mentor. She helped me through the rough spots when I first started in practice. I'll never forget her kindness. Or her clinical acumen.
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)take it out on random strangers.
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3catwoman3
(23,993 posts)...that they didn't get what they wanted, like an antibiotic prescription when there were no clinical indication for one.
In my 43 years as a nurse practitioner, it has been my experience that if a patient (or in my job, parent, as I work in pediatrics) has a single less-than-ideal experience with an NP or PA, they decide that none of us is any good and condemn the whole profession forever. I find this quite curious, because people are unhappy with doctors quite often, and for a variety of reasons, yet they dont decide to never see another doctor.
In pediatrics, parents often bring children in quite early in the course of an illness. I once examined a child whod had a sore throat for 30 minutes. At the very beginning of an illness, it is quite common for there not to be any specific physical finding to, as I put it, hang your diagnostic hat on. We always tell parents that new, worse or unresolved symptoms merit a re-examination. It is not unusual for a parent to jump to the incorrect conclusion that if a child is feeling worse 2-3 days later, that the NP or PA misdiagnosed something and failed to nip it in the bud.
You cant nip something that isnt there yet.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)tell me: "They didn't do anything for me!"
I'll read the ED report later and discover that the emergency medicine provider actually did everything to treat the medical complaint that standard of care called for. Just no opioid medication prescription. That equates to 'nothing' in the minds of some patients.
pbmus
(12,422 posts)My smoke is a bowl of lemon haze
And dont ask me anything cause I reeeeeaaaaallllly cant answer ..
kimbutgar
(21,153 posts)And if you can explain why?
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Reason: The dinner conversation, of course! Just imagine it!...
kimbutgar
(21,153 posts)Love your choices.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)It's hilarious!
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)Last edited Sat Dec 14, 2019, 01:39 PM - Edit history (1)
fabulous. I'd like a bit of Lillian Hellman, Artemesia Gentleschi, Costanza Bonarelli and Ella Fitzgerald. I'd also try for Aretha...
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Dinner and four dry martinis...
CTyankee
(63,912 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Shes one of my faves.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)I love Dorothy Parker, and I have many of her quotes committed to memory.
She must have been a fantastic person to know.
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)If the person doing the projection is also the one exhibiting the cited behavior, then no.
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)But who's the best judge of when that's the case? If there is no objective party, then it's as good as a schoolyard taunt, no?
Aristus
(66,379 posts)For example, if Trump called me a liar, I would simply point out the several billion instances in which he himself was a liar, and ask him exactly which high ground he thought he was standing on...
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)There is absolutely no way to convince him he's a liar, because his ability for introspection is so limited...
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)that the projection is often the result of their lack of self awareness anyways and it will do no good. So is it even worth it? Are there people who project who can actually admit they are projecting without taking offense?
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Like pretty much everything else in life...
Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Hold on while I pour myself a glass.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)My reaction essentially: "HAS THIS BEEN HERE MY WHOLE LIFE???" I've been of drinking age for over a decade and knew nothing of it!
Aristus
(66,379 posts)Tiggeroshii
(11,088 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)And if you make some, let me know. Always eager to discover something new...
912gdm
(959 posts)You are a PA...
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I have never said I was a doctor. I always identify myself as a Physician Assistant. Especially to my patients, who are the only people for whom the distinction matters...
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912gdm
(959 posts)Can I do a tracheotomy with a steak knife and a ball point pen?!? Thats ALL THE FUCK I want to know!
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Aristus
(66,379 posts)For the simple reason that I've been identifying myself as a Physician Assistant on DU since I got my license to practice medicine nine years ago. Eight years before you came along. So, once again, no shame...
Hoyt
(54,770 posts)They are licensed to do most of the things physicians do, including prescribing meds, etc., and they are not stuck on themselves.
Best to get used to it, because PA/NPs are the future of medical care.
Lithos
(26,403 posts)Also, what mix and what brand?
PJMcK
(22,037 posts)When my plane landed, all the bars were closed so no vodka till I got home.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)My only experience is with JFK.
But I feel you on the 'no vodka' thing...
cilla4progress
(24,734 posts)have you heard of Limited License Legal Technicians?
I hope I'm not repeating myself..but we are akin to Nurse practitioners. And maybe physicians assistants. Washington is the only state that has the license so far - and I'm the 2nd LLLTto earn the license! We can have our own practice and dispense legal advice independent of an attorney-. Only ones in the US!
Also: I won a giant beautiful bottle of tequila tonight at the annual attorney Christmas party!
Aristus
(66,379 posts)It makes sense; more and more people are needing medical and legal services, and there are fewer and fewer doctors and lawyers to provide them as the cost for professional training continues to skyrocket. Heck, I'm a PA, not an MD, and I'm still paying off my student loans nine years after graduation.
Congratulations. I know you'll do well. But prepare yourself for accusations of "You're not a real lawyer!" You can just tell them "No, but I am a real LLLT!"
cilla4progress
(24,734 posts)👍
diva77
(7,643 posts)Aristus
(66,379 posts)Administrative nonsense, having to arm-wrestle my patients best two-out-of-three just to get them to get their vaccines, etc.
diva77
(7,643 posts)Perhaps this could come in handy occasionally :
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)next week. You will thank me in the morning. It is my special occasion vodka. Like when my trump loving brother comes to visit and stays at my other brother's house, instead of with me. Even when he comes over for dinner, he gets Smirnoff and I hide the Reyka.
Sometimes getting everything on my grocery list is a special enough occasion.
http://reyka.com/#?verified=true
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I tried it, and left the bottle unfinished. It had a pungent flavor a lot like gin; but if I want that, I drink gin.
3catwoman3
(23,993 posts)A serious one.
What do you think of tele-medicine? And concierge medicine?
I want no part of either of these. If I cannot see it, palpate it, or auscultate it, I do not want to try to diagnose it. A couple of physicians in the consortium to which my practice belongs are venturing into this, and referring to it as care "on demand." I do not want to care for people who are so needy that they must have my personal cell phone number and access to me 24/7.
I think the "on demand" terminology is a terrible choice of words. Sounds like Netflix. Or a 2 yr old temper tantrum - "I want what I want, when I want it!"
Also - see my post 90 above. I'm curious as to whether your experience is similar.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I've got to be able to look at it. No phone camera has the kind of resolution that can convey the same information as the human eye up close. And of course, as you pointed out, palpation and auscultation play a huge role in the diagnostic process. "Okay now, sir; please press your phone to your chest so I can hear your heartbeat." Nah; doesn't work for me.
As far as concierge medicine goes, I'm not going to discourage someone who wants to go into that kind of practice. One knows what one is going to get: rich assholes who think their money gives them the medical acumen to overrule your diagnosis. Although in fairness, I've had patients of every economic stripe tell me "I KNOW MY BODY!" when disputing my findings.
I've mentioned before why I don't treat pediatric patients; it's not the patients themselves, who more often than not are absolute angels; it's their parents; demanding, nit-picky, misinformed, allowing their legitimate concern for their children to manifest itself as haughty self-righteousness. People who think that disagreeing with and disputing their children's medical provider in an indicator of how much they care. I've had other medical providers tell me what a challenging field healthcare for the homeless is, and it is. But my respect is with pediatric care providers. You are all blessed with seemingly infinite patience and kindness.
3catwoman3
(23,993 posts)...that introduces the on-demand option, there is a section advising parent about tips for a successful telemedicine visit. They are advised to have a flashlight on hand for looking in the mouth and throat. For who to look in the mouth or throat? The non-medical-professional parent to describe what they see, or the tele-doctor trying to do it via FaceTime? Not only no, but HELL NO! And rashes? They can be hard enough to diagnose when you are looking right at them in person.
In the list of conditions this on-demand service says it can handle are lacerations? What the hell are you going to do about a laceration on line, other than tell the parent whether or not to go to the ER for stitches? A telemedicine visit will have a flat fee of $59, not covered by insurance. How pissed will a parent be to be charged $59, only to be told to go to the ER. We do that now for free, when we are one call.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)In school, all the slides and images one saw of various skin ailments were all pretty clear and distinctive. In clinic, everything looks like everything else, and it can get confusing. I've gotten pretty good at treating rashes clinically, since every dermatologist we refer to is always booked solid for at least six months.
3catwoman3
(23,993 posts)...about my perceived blanket condemnation of us mid-level providers from those who have had an unhappy experience with one of us. We have a number of families in our practice who will not let me care for their children, often without ever having met me, and if the front desk attempts to schedule with me, a message in bright red letters pops up saying Scheduling with (my name) NOT ALLOWED.. I dont particularly mind not walking into an exam room. I hate like hell walking in and being told to leave, especially when the parent tries the No offense dodge. Pardon me for feeling offended when you have just told me you think I am inferior.
Oddly enough, no one has ever refused to talk to me when I am on call. I always identify myself as Mrs. XYZ, the nurse practitioner, both on call and during office hours. I never call myself a doctor, and when I walk into an exam room and the parent says to the child, The doctors here, I always say, In todays case, the nurse practitioner is here. If a parent responds with anything along the line of the child not being able to say it or to tell the difference, I will respond with, I have every confidence in your childs ability to understand that there is more than one kind of person who can take care of him/her.
Ill bet you and I could talk for hours.
Aristus
(66,379 posts)I don't usually run into a lot of blanket condemnation of mid-level providers. Probably because, for a lot of my patients, any access at all to medical care is welcome and for which they have no complaints.
I've had patients who have visited almost exclusively with PA's in the past, had good experiences with them, and so are open and accepting when they establish care with me. Since I practice mostly at satellite clinics, at which there are no MD's, I get used to the autonomy, and patients get used to having a mid-level as their main provider.
I have patients who probably draw no distinction between MD's, PA's, and ARNP's, and often refer to me as 'doctor', even after I introduce myself as a Physician Assistant. For example, when I conclude the visit, and the patient says "Thank you, Doctor", I respond "I'm a Physician Assistant; feel free to call me Bob." Many of my patients go on to call me 'Doctor Bob' anyway. As long as I've have disclosed my credential to them, I'm fine with whatever they call me.
The first clinic in which I practiced right out of PA School was specifically designated for primary care for our homeless patients; the first clinic in town to do so. Prior to that, most of our homeless patients could only access care at a few scattered charity clinics. The kind of places that offer clinic for two hours or so, one day a week, in the basement of a church or someplace. I got the impression they were staffed by rather reluctant providers who had been 'volunteered' by their bosses, and saw clinic duty as their turn in the barrel.
The homeless clinic offered Monday through Friday, all-day clinic with a provider (me) who wanted to be there, and made it the focus of his career. I always wear a nice shirt and tie for clinic, to show my respect for my patients. (Clinic dress isn't always the measure of the provider, though. My mentor, a brilliant PA and a gifted clinician, practiced medicine in a pair of cargo pants and an old sweater.) The subject of dress led to one of my favorite experiences from my early days in healthcare for the homeless.
The clinic was part of a larger facility run by the city's development council, and had a front room where homeless 'clients' could sign up for services, take a shower, and use the laundry facilities. I provided the health care under contract with the city. The front area had its own manager, and we became friends. At the end of a visit with a new patient, I always give them my card and encourage them to come to the clinic for their primary care needs, instead of waiting eight hours at the emergency room. One time, the facility manager found one of my patients wandering around in confusion, holding my card and looking puzzled. She asked him was his concern was. He pointed to my card and asked "Is he going to be my doctor now?" "If you want him to be", she replied, deciding not to confuse him further with my status as a PA. "Is there a problem?" He kind of stammered for a little while, not knowing how to articulate his confusion. Finally, he blurted out: "He's wearing a nice shirt and tie!"
The manager and I had a laugh over that, and I understood instantly the root of his confusion. He was used to those reluctant charity providers who couldn't wait to finish with their required but (to them) unpleasant duty and get back to a mainstream clinic. He saw my nice shirt and tie as a symbol of mainstream care, and not healthcare for the homeless. He wasn't used to a provider who wanted to be there helping this kind of patient population.
In my first five years or so of practice, I think I only ever ran into the "You're only a PA! What do you know?" attitude a couple of times. And one of them was from a guy who wanted me to x-ray his brain in order to reveal the aliens living there. So I took his disdain with a grain of salt.