"What I do do is systematically weed them out by the length of their toes..."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

On his foot fetish:

“I’ve not dated girls because of their feet, just the length of certain toes and the shape of where things should be and they’re not. Hammertoes are bad. And the second toe being too long? That’s bad, too.”

Wow, what a completely rational statement. “I don’t date women because of their feet, that’s craziness. What I do do is systematically weed them out by the length of their toes, and if it’s too long, I wear nothing but a wide-open smoking jacket and chase them around my house firing a musket at them. I’m just a normal guy, you know?”

http://www.thesuperficial.com/charlie-sheen-denise-richards-bikini-rolling-stone-interview-06-2012

[riderinthestorm]

1. Toes Charlie? Really, you're that shallow?

Fine, if we're deciding whether a person is worthy enough to date based on a body part, lemme tell ya that your tiny dick is the deal breaker - because in that department size matters.

[HopeHoops]

2. "musket"?

[dr.strangelove]

3. Size Matters

for some its about girth, for others length. Charlie seems to care more about length ... in toes.

Hey, to each his own, but I truly think this guy is so batshit crazy.

Not much hope for him, but at least he is a walking billboard on why you should try not to go overboard with alcohol and recreational drugs. This guy screams why "everything in moderation" is my mantra. If anyone is in dire need of moderation, its him.

[RadiationTherapy]

4. Can't say I don't relate.

Attraction is, to several extents, superficial, and we all have dealbreakers. "Incorrect" feet is definitely one of them for some people.

[MrSlayer]

5. Some things are deal breakers.

There are certain physical attributes of women that have to be right for me to be turned on. I'm sure it's like that for everyone.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. yep, I have my definite preferences in men...

I'm visual...it matters to me. Nothing personal against anyone.


about Charlie...he's gotta be going for the self-satire approach. Insane hyperbole is pretty funny--I can't imagine any other reason for saying what he does.