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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsYour grandkid asks you, "Grandpa/ma, where do people go when they die?"
What do you say?
(Hypothetical question: I don't have grands. or even kids.)
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Turbineguy
(37,343 posts)on the Third Day they rise.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)A lot of the time all a kid needs is an answer. I forget the specific question, but when my eldest was very young she asked me a question about physics and I gave her the full-blown answer in college course vocabulary. She paused for a moment and said, "yeah" - and her tone was one of "okay, you got the answer right". I had the hardest time not exploding in laughter.
Throckmorton
(3,579 posts)Now everyone will want to go there.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I'll be quite happy if I never set foot within 100 miles of the place ever again. Note: I had to go through Newark on business for a while. My general impression was that everywhere I drove I was in danger of being drugged, murdered, have my car stolen, and then raped. Perhaps there are decent areas, but I certainly didn't encounter any.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)It used to be a much nicer airport until they renamed it after Ronald Reagan.
Part of me wants to return the favor by renaming the DC water-treatment plant at Blue Plains after Richard Nixon because it smells like a cesspool and the pretzel concessionary on the National Mall outside the Smithsonian after George W. Bush.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)It's hard to imagine how it could be less functional than it was then. It seems like the planes touch down within inches of the water and baggage handling is a royal clusterfuck. The only good part about it is the view of DC when you land at night. The building height restriction in DC makes for an incredible visual experience.
Then there's O'Hare and L.A. airports, both of which seem larger than the entire state of Rhode Island. They both ALSO manage to arrange connecting flights so that you have to walk from end to the other no matter what airline you are using.
Chan790
(20,176 posts)because because I was given about 10 minutes to get from gate 42 in one terminal to gate 26 in another terminal.
It was made more awkward because I was traveling a female coworker who has a natural habit of coming across as awkward and embarrassed even when she's not, one of those people who blushes for no good reason. We'd left CT at about 3am so we were both disheveled and I don't even remember what exactly she said but the ticket agent is eyeballing me because he's got the notion in his head that we missed the flight because we were too busy having some sort of tryst in the airport.
Digit
(6,163 posts)When younger, my friends and I would park by the runway at National and stretch out on our backs while lying on
the tops of our cars. This was right by the water and it almost felt like the landing gear would touch us as the planes
flew over.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)It really looks like you're going to have a water landing. The only airport I know of that is worse in that respect is Botany Bay - they built a damn berm into the bay for the runway!!!
Throckmorton
(3,579 posts)It took me 2 hours to get out of the parking lots, I was orbiting.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)'cause there's 101 things to do there when you're dead.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I'm going later in the month. If I happen to meet any dead people, I'll fill you in.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.
-- Mark Twain (attributed: source unknown)
zbdent
(35,392 posts)"Who the hell are you???"
I have no kids, either ... hypothetical or otherwise ...
"GET OFF MY LAWN!"
(40 years in the future: "GET OFF MY LAN!"
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I need a cane now so I figure I've got the "old fart" rights.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)If they are 10, ask them where the 5-year-old version of themself went? Adjust as appropriate.
If necessary, explain the turnover of cells in the body, how the individual cells die yet the whole person remains. Extrapolate that lesson to whatever you want to teach about death.
raccoon
(31,111 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)ask them a question back...
"Where do YOU think they go?"
Then see where that takes the discussion...
elleng
(130,974 posts)'Where does the moon come from?' was the question the little girl asked, and her Dad asked, where do you think?'
I MAY recall her response; could take me a while, as its 60+ years ago. Thanks for the memory.
She MAY have answered, 'It grows back, like flowers.'
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Little Johnny asked his dad, "Where did I come from?"
So his dad, embarrassed as hell, tries his best to do the whole birds and bees thing.
At the end, Little Johnny thinks a minute and says, "Oh. Billy's dad said he came from Chicago".
elleng
(130,974 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,362 posts)... Many Moons, by James Thurber:
when it is hanging on a golden chain around your neck?"
The princess looked at him and laughed. "that is easy, silly, " she said. "when I lose a
tooth, a new one grows in its place, doesn't it?"
"Of course," said the court jester. "And when the unicorn loses his horn in the forest,
a new one grows in the middle of his forehead."
"That is right," said the princess. "And when the Royal Gardener cuts the flowers in the
garden, other flowers come back to take their place."
"I should have thought of that," said the court jester, "for it is the same way with the
daylight."
"And it is the same way with the moon," said princess Lenore. "I guess it is the same
way with everything." Her voice became very low and faded away, and the court jester saw
that she was asleep. Gently he tucked the covers around the sleeping princess.
elleng
(130,974 posts)Dad must have found either a Thurber recording or one that used this!
THANK YOU, surreal!
raccoon
(31,111 posts)handmade34
(22,756 posts)when my young son asked me years ago what "oral sex" was...
dawg
(10,624 posts)Right?
Since I honestly have no clue myself I'll probably just say, "I don't know".
But I don't have kids either.
dropkickpa
(4,866 posts)I told her "In the dirt, or a fire to be cremated". She thought the burying part was gross.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)I've often wondered that myself.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I had very practical grandparents
WillParkinson
(16,862 posts)Well I'm sorry I asked.
JoePhilly
(27,787 posts)The one on the bottom is sick, and the other is pushing him to the hospital.
We were at a zoo once where that had some of the giant land turtles. These things were as big as dump truck tires.
Anyway, so one of them is climbing on the back of the other ... my kids asked, "what are they doing" ... I looked at the low wall around their enclosure and said "I think they are trying to escape".
That answer bought me about 5 years.
Taverner
(55,476 posts)"...They go to a lake of fire and fry, won't see 'em again till the fourth of joo-ly!"
Hayabusa
(2,135 posts)And there was this lady from Minnesota that I once knew that got bit by a rabid dog. Needless to say, she died before her time.
REP
(21,691 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)rug
(82,333 posts)applegrove
(118,696 posts)helicopter pad was for. The little one piped up and said "that's how you get the dead people up to heaven".
MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Might as well get them ready early.
name not needed
(11,660 posts)Silver Swan
(1,110 posts)In our family, we always say, he/she went to Florida, as a euphemism for dying.
(This generally is used in the case of dead pets, not humans.)
A HERETIC I AM
(24,370 posts)edbermac
(15,941 posts)sakabatou
(42,158 posts)cynatnite
(31,011 posts)pokerfan
(27,677 posts)[center]I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?[/center]
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)Bucky
(54,027 posts)"Granma will always be a part of us."
Burma Jones
(11,760 posts)"Why, are they bothering you?"