*** Gets out her trusty staple gun and posts the DU Cafeteria Lunch Special for the day ***

[LynneSin]

[OriginalGeek]

1. Do you have to bring your own female kid?

or do they provide that? I think my daughter will object.

And I want to substitute anything for the broccoli. I hate broccoli.

[HopeHoops]

3. So does Poppy Bush. Now you know you have something in common with him.

That's probably the ONLY thing, but still.

[OriginalGeek]

7. lol I remember him saying that

and I still did not vote for him. I figure (almost) everyone has ONE decent thing about them - that was his. Not enough to change my vote though.

[HopeHoops]

15. My wife went to a teachers' convention shortly after he said that...

A woman interrupted the speaker by coming on stage with a stuffed broccoli and said, "how many of you here like broccoli?" Almost every hand went up and people laughed. Then she asked, "how many of you like George Bush?" and all hands stayed down. Her closing line was, "see, broccoli wins over Bush every time!"

[LynneSin]

4. You people and your damn special requests!!!!

Just eat the damn broccoli. As my mother would say - it's the toothbrush of the intestines

[OriginalGeek]

8. Gahhhhhhhhhh!

it's making me throw up!

[Baitball Blogger]

10. If broccoli is the toothbrush of the intestines,

what is the floss of the intestines?

[LynneSin]

11. A tapeworm?

[Baitball Blogger]

13. That would work.

[HopeHoops]

2. Okay, I get the leg of lamb part, but WTF with the "ashamed ashamed po"?

[Duer 157099]

5. Best I can figure is

they were going for "mashed" and got the letters all mixed up? How does that happen I wonder?

[HopeHoops]

6. I considered that, but the "po"? And why two "mashed" words? Double-mashed?

[JonLP24]

9. It may not be mashed potatos

I did a translation and I can only guess that the English isn't the only thing messed up on that menu but it seems they're saying sweet potatos.

Best translation - Part of the perna oj kid oven-roasted lamb loin ao forno. Ac. Broccoli, alho and coradas oil and sweet potatoes.

[Kaleva]

12. Extremely embarrassed poop!

[HopeHoops]

16. Mitt Rmoney?

[Swede]

14. Can I get mine with extra gravy for my ashamed ashamed po?

nt

[LynneSin]

17. Did you want the Santorum Special?