This toy mortar will let your kids drop (soft) warheads on foreheads

[douglas9]

Now you can relive the glory days of screaming "fire for effect" before lobbing rounds down range, and you can do it from the comfort of your own backyard, or living room, without having to worry that some random staff sergeant is going to show up and chew you out for your unsat face scruff and Johnny Bravo 'do.

This toy mortar from Get Yours Here is fun for kids, and hell, even the whole family — if you believe the on-site advert — but let's be honest, we know who you're buying this for.

For a limited time, this plastic piece of bomb-launching is available for $34.99 online and comes with a 62×18×20cm mortar tube, chambered in 6 cm, with a bipod, base plate, three Nerf mortar rounds, and a maximum effective range of 6 meters. (Note: DD214 and belligerence not included with purchase.)


https://taskandpurpose.com/toy-mortar-nerf

[bluedigger]

1. 11C approved.

[NightWatcher]

2. only 6 meters? I've got to be able to modify that somehow

[MicaelS]

3. Oh god, would I love that.

Can't wait to read the comments of "others".