HELLO DOCTOR? DOC?

[LuckyCharms]

I'm sorry to have to call you at 2:00AM, but I noticed these goddamn pointy things around my eyes, there's hundreds of them...never noticed them before, they fucking go up and down when I blink my eyes doc, they don't look right doc, I.....I....I'm a little scared doc, do you know what the fuck...

Eyelashes, Mr. Charms. They're just your eyelashes, and they are perfectly normal. Try to get some sleep, Mr. Charms.

3 DAYS LATER, PHONE CALL, 12:45 AM.

Doc, right above those eye washes you told me about, CATERPILLARS! TWO OF THEM, ONE ABOVE EACH EYE, I can't get them off, they move sometimes when my face moves, like they're mocking me. Fucking caterpillars doc! I....I....

Those are your eyebrows, Mr. Charms. Goodnight.

[Lochloosa]

1. You could share that acid.

[MuseRider]

2. lol!

No shit!