People are shocked when they find out I'm a lousy

[Floyd R. Turbo]

electrician!

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1. people are gobsmacked when i

punch them in the mouth

[smirkymonkey]

7. *snort*

LOL'd at that one!

[NNadir]

2. That's reVOLTing. I get a charge out of what you say; you're wired...

And of course, you're always current.

There's no reason for having any resistance to your ability.

I'd like to tri odes to your electrifying skills, but let's keep this post short.

[lastlib]

3. That's just your current opinion, Floyd....

I suspect you have too negative a view of your skills--in fact, I'm positive of it. Your skills at electrifying the Lounge are certainly not over-amped; it only takes a short review of your posts to see that. You have definitely kept our juices flowing.


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(channeling my inner pinboy3niner today.............. )

[Lochloosa]

5. That was shocking!

[Lochloosa]

4. What is the first question a good electrian should ask?

Is it plugged in?

[Ron Obvious]

6. More likely they find out you're a lousy electrician when they get shocked, I imagine

If you don't mind this example of the kind of pedantry that has made me such a much-loved social pariah.