He who writes on bathroom walls...

[jpak]

[DemoTex]

1. Is a latrinalia artist ..

And he rolls his words in pithy balls.

[jpak]

2. Thread Killer!

Dang you DemoTex - Dang you to heck!

[njhoneybadger]

4. I never read those words of wit

[EarnestPutz]

3. "Rolls his poop into little balls".....

[jpak]

5. He who reads these words of wit...

[EarnestPutz]

14. "Eats those little balls of shit".....

....jeez, jpak, that was like pulling teeth. People! Get on the program, for the love of pete!

[jpak]

15. I can now die in peace

[EarnestPutz]

17. Please don't, we must continue to fight the good fight.

[jpak]

18. with Sharpies of course

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. He who writes on bathroom walls

Naughty words and lurid prose
So enthroned while nature calls,
Scribes his writings as he goes.

[Skittles]

7. seen in a bathroom at O'Hare

Here I sit, asshole a 'flexing
I just laid a Texan

[OxQQme]

8. seen on wall above urinal

E=mc2.00052

[OxQQme]

9. Came to sh*t

and only farted

[Dave Starsky]

10. Went outside, took a chance...

Tried to fart... and shit my pants.

I didn't know there was a second part to that until long after grade school.

[EarnestPutz]

16. From the days of pay toilets. Another version....

"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
paid my dime and only farted"

[jpak]

19. Haute Culture!

[True Dough]

11. Just remember the upside

[Wawannabe]

12. Thumbs up

True dough

[backtoblue]

13. Not with a pen, but all natural in his stalls