I like this religion and its tenets

[packman]

?ops=scalefit_720_noupscale

HOMER, Alaska (AP) — A pastor wearing a colander on his head offered the opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to open a local government meeting in Alaska, the latest blessing from a nontraditional church since a court ruling.

Barrett Fletcher, the Pastafarian pastor, noted the duties performed by the members of the Kenai Peninsula Borough Assembly in his Tuesday message, adding a few of them “seem to feel they can’t do the work without being overseen by a higher authority, ” Kenai radio station KSRM reported Wednesday.

“So, I’m called to invoke the power of the true inebriated creator of the universe, the drunken tolerator (sic) of the all lesser and more recent gods, and maintainer of gravity here on earth. May the great Flying Spaghetti Monster rouse himself from his stupor and let his noodly appendages ground each assembly member in their seats,” Fletcher said.


https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pastafarian-pastor-invocation_n_5d839ab4e4b0849d47253405

[Newest Reality]

1. Ramen!

May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage and may the Sauce be with you. Ramen!

[rsdsharp]

2. And now,

by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication . . .

[Thyla]

3. Amateurs

[link:|

[sarge43]

4. May we all abide in the blessed state of blissful wastedfulness. Ramen. n/t

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. Shouldn't he be dressed as a pirate?

[Nac Mac Feegle]

6. Pirate attire is for expressing respect at formal occasions

I can't think of anything less deserving of respectful attention than a gathering of politicians.

[Wawannabe]

7. Bwaaaahaha!