When regular penis wine just doesn't cut it any more

[Major Nikon]

[Historic NY]

1. How do they harvest it?

[VarryOn]

2. When I visited China a few years ago...

I saw snake wine a few times. Each bottle had a dead snake floating in it. I'd hate to see what's floating in this!

[world wide wally]

3. Did it appear to be a white wine?

[Doodley]

4. Yes, and a little salty.

[Blue Owl]

5. Heard it still tastes like piss

n/t

[democratisphere]

6. Formerly known as "Snake Oil".

Must have a new sales and marketing department.

[Aristus]

7. The market competition for this libation must be pretty stiff...

[BigmanPigman]

8. Tony Bourdain traveled all over the world and every culture

under the sun had some sort of "man juice". Tony said that if these so called virility wonder "drugs" really worked he would be walking around with a 24/7 stiffy.

[robbob]

11. Do you see the same ads here on DU that I get?

Every third one is a sexy photo of a young lady with come hither eyes and a caption along the lines of “my man banged me for 3 hours last night”. So our culture really isn’t so different.

[BigmanPigman]

12. I paid $3 to DU so I wouldn't have to see ads.

I know what you mean though. Tony was always joking about the ad that says "if you have an erection for over 4 hour see a doctor". He always visited indigenous people in the middle of nowhere and ALWAYS the men had some homemade hooch that was like turpentine. They would get drunk while the women were working preparing and cooking food. The more things change, the more they stay the same I guess.

I miss Tony. CNN had his reruns on all night.

[smirkymonkey]

9. Hmmm. Sounds delicious.

I will have to remember to serve it at my next dinner party.

[PoliticAverse]

10. And here I thought that was a worm in the bottle. n/t