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Baitball Blogger

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Fri Jun 1, 2012, 03:35 PM Jun 2012

I just made love to a toothbrush. It was like living a raunchy commercial.

OMIGOD what an experience. I bought a handful of toothbrushes at the Albertson's going out of business sale and tossed them in the cabinet for later use. Well, today I had a tickle in my throat which I figured was the beginning of a cold. In this rainy weather that's not uncommon. I usually toss my old toothbrush and start on a new one whenever that happens. So I grabbed one of the toothbrushes from the cabinet, figuring I'd give my mouth a good work over to get rid of the germs and man-o-man, the way the bristles took to every crevice of every tooth it was like we were meant to be. I got a whole invigorating mouth massage, going over the gums, tongue and roof of the mouth.

Can't wait to brush my teeth tonight.

It was a equaline, Orbit Complete Clean, soft bristle with tongue scraper. The best fun you'll have without a battery.

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I just made love to a toothbrush. It was like living a raunchy commercial. (Original Post) Baitball Blogger Jun 2012 OP
Were you stoned? HopeHoops Jun 2012 #1
I'm at the age where the little things matter. Baitball Blogger Jun 2012 #2
I know what you mean Major Nikon Jun 2012 #4
+2 Baitball Blogger Jun 2012 #5
Try a Sonicare. You're gonna wonder whether it's even legal... Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2012 #3
phew - I am a bit short of breath just reading this. rurallib Jun 2012 #6
Were you reading it out loud? Baitball Blogger Jun 2012 #8
Lonely? emilyg Jun 2012 #7
Just learning to enjoy the things we all take for granted. Baitball Blogger Jun 2012 #9
Good - I was just teasing you. emilyg Jun 2012 #10
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