Wish me luck. Today is my first as a Walmart greeter.

[ohiosmith]

[AnneD]

1. Fetching uniform......

Do you have to clean it or do they provide a dry clean uniform service for you?

[HappyMe]

3. A damp paper towel should do it.

Followed up with a light spritzing of Lysol.

[Kaleva]

2. The cap shouldn't be worn crooked. It's unprofessional.

[ohiosmith]

4. Thanks! Want to make a good impression.

[kimi]

20. Oh, and cover the left nip

Some people get skeezed out about nips.


Yeah, I know, go figure.

[geardaddy]

5. What is the regulation footwear?

Kleenex boxes?

[Kaleva]

7. toe jam

[geardaddy]

8. Gross.

[HopeHoops]

6. You look just fine. Enjoy!

[Kali]

9. MFM is going to be really jealous of that uniform.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear ohiosmith!

This picture should be in the thread about images you shouldn't jerk off to!

[Kaleva]

11. too late. smoking a cigarette right now. enjoying the afterglow.

[sarge43]

12. Air Force insignia on that cap. Zoom, zoom smith. n/t

[AnneD]

13. Wal Mart...

Supports Our Troops.

[bluedigger]

14. Where's your Flair?

I thought I remembered you saying that you wanted to express yourself.

[Baitball Blogger]

15. The thing is, every package gets inspected at Walmart,

so this photo is very disconcerting.

[Major Nikon]

16. I'm so jealous

My life's ambition is to be a Wal-mart greeter. I figure I'll have to start out as a buggy wrangler and work my way up.

[Kaleva]

17. "buggy wrangler" is demeaning. I believe they are called "parking lot associates".

[Major Nikon]

19. Only if you're not wearing assless chaps

Just sayin'

[rurallib]

18. nice package

I see you wear the larger size.

[UTUSN]

21. Oh, and that's a change from being a DU Greeter?!1 n/t