What warm-up exercises do you perform when preparing to post an OP?

[LuckyCharms]

I find that my best OPs happen after I do some warm-up exercises first. These exercises are personally tailored to enhance my posting ability and posting speed.

I start slowly with some breathing exercises to get in the right frame of mind. Then, 10 minutes of jumping jacks and 45 minutes of rapid squat thrusts. Then, with a burst of speed, I run out my front door and sprint 7 miles.

After I find someone to give me a ride home after my sprint, I am so tired that I don't give a fuck what I post, so I just usually post some random words so I can go take a nap.

While this routine seems to certainly help my posting speed and pounds per square inch finger pressure on my keyboard, it doesn't help at all with the posting content because of my tremendous fatigue.

Therefore, my work-around plan for this is to perhaps do some math word problems in my head while going on my sprint, which I hope will stimulate my mind enough to fight off the physical and mental fatigue.

I hope this all makes sense. It's all a little difficult to explain in words.

[mr_lebowski]

1. You're such a random mofo LC ...

I mean that in the most positive possible way

[LuckyCharms]

5. Thanks, my man...

[Kali]

2. ...

[Doug.Goodall]

3. I have to wait until it is the right time of day

It is usually around 4:20, and I do a few breathing exercises. I use a bubble indicator to show the volume flow into my lungs.
Then I pull up to the line, and all huffed up and ready to go. Typically I have to quickly drink a small quantity of liquid (slightly chilled) to provide lubrication to the process. The posts almost always come out like this:

I think I remember things like I think (back then) when it wasn't so like, well you know what I mean, keeping it straight with the (you know about those people) when I saw the cop then it was a mad dash to stay cool.

[True Dough]

4. I do a lot of neck roll exercises

because responses to my OP could come from any direction.

[Wounded Bear]

6. I find that duck and cover drills can be useful for the aftermath...

[Blue Owl]

7. Squat thrusts

n/t

[hlthe2b]

8. I find it important to gorge myself like the sickest Thanksgiving meal you ever experienced...

then when I'm just about to pass out in a stupor, that's when I post my best and most thought-provoking threads.

[hunter]

9. I imagine it's something like this:

Male ballet dancer tries pole dancing.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10181255770

As I said, I imagine...

[rurallib]

10. grab wine bottle in left hand. Remove cap. Bend arm at elbow pouring bottle contents into mouth.

repeat
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repeat
repeat
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post

[Major Nikon]

11. ...