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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts) Sun Aug 25, 2019, 01:23 PM Aug 2019

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I've been doing it wrong.

For years I've been going to the mall on Saturday, slathering myself with baby oil, and flexing for the shoppers. The locals here seem to enjoy it, so I keep doing it.

This guy that I know pulled me aside last time and said "Dude, nobody wants to tell you this, but I will. The baby oil goes on your skin, not your shirt and pants".

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I've been doing it wrong. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Aug 2019 OP

Don't listen to him. You be you! unblock Aug 2019 #1

I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. LuckyCharms Aug 2019 #2

Also, the rolled up socks go in front, not in the rear! ProudLib72 Aug 2019 #3

But if you put it on your skin Alpeduez21 Aug 2019 #4

No matter, keep on flexing. Marie Marie Aug 2019 #5

I wish we had some local talent like you! smirkymonkey Aug 2019 #6

unblock

(52,256 posts)

1. Don't listen to him. You be you!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Aug 25, 2019, 01:28 PM

Aug 2019

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)

2. I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE.

Reply to unblock (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 25, 2019, 01:29 PM

Aug 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

3. Also, the rolled up socks go in front, not in the rear!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Aug 25, 2019, 01:51 PM

Aug 2019

Alpeduez21

(1,751 posts)

4. But if you put it on your skin

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Aug 25, 2019, 02:02 PM

Aug 2019

No one would see it.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

5. No matter, keep on flexing.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sun Aug 25, 2019, 02:23 PM

Aug 2019

Yours are the only "guns" I want to see at the mall.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

6. I wish we had some local talent like you!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Mon Aug 26, 2019, 07:51 PM

Aug 2019

I feel so deprived.

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