Calling my wife on break it's the thought that counts

[TEB]

So yesterday my dear wife ordered me a Italian sub from a deli well it’s a sub from heaven I was gonna eat it for lunch today well this morning at work . We live to far out in the sticks for the deli to deliver, so my wife gets home yesterday.

I kiss her and as she’s putting her briefcase on the table and her backpack, no sub she says oh I forgot it. It will be ok it is in Office fridge I’ll get it tomorrow. Well tomorrow is here and she decided to work from home today. So I just called her on break and asked her do you think the Italian sub is ok. Do you think it knows I love it , I’m thinking of swinging by her office and grabbing it. But she told a coworker that she could have it by text this morning. ( Betrayal )

[sdfernando]

1. You're wife owes you a fresh Italian sub

Hopefully NOT this one! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_submarine_Scirè_(S_527)