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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts) Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:25 PM Jul 2019

PLEASE CANCEL MY REQUEST FOR A PROCTOLOGIST.

I'm fixing it myself.

You people were of no help.

As per usual.

And why isn't proctologist in the DU spell checker?

No need to respond. I'll be watching TV sitting on my donut seat, with my Desitin and ice packs.

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PLEASE CANCEL MY REQUEST FOR A PROCTOLOGIST. (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2019 OP

I'm glad that self impalement book helped. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2019 #1

They say that you can find YouTube video instructions for just about anything. Arkansas Granny Jul 2019 #2

Well, Donny is going to miss your company! True Dough Jul 2019 #3

So. Everything came out alright? Lochloosa Jul 2019 #4

Oh, sorry! I was going to ask if everything came out OK. Frustratedlady Jul 2019 #5

Relieving yourself is often the best solution. marylandblue Jul 2019 #6

I told them i was there for a nose job, klook Jul 2019 #7

"Take my request for a proctologist and shove it up your..." Clash City Rocker Jul 2019 #8

Desitin? Kali Jul 2019 #9

I did that once. ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #10

You know the old saying... MLAA Jul 2019 #11

Damn! I've got six of them on their way. I thought you really needed them. NNadir Jul 2019 #12

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

1. I'm glad that self impalement book helped. n/t

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:27 PM

Jul 2019

Arkansas Granny

(31,518 posts)

2. They say that you can find YouTube video instructions for just about anything.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:28 PM

Jul 2019

Good luck.

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

3. Well, Donny is going to miss your company!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:31 PM

Jul 2019

Lochloosa

(16,066 posts)

4. So. Everything came out alright?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:33 PM

Jul 2019

Frustratedlady

(16,254 posts)

5. Oh, sorry! I was going to ask if everything came out OK.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:35 PM

Jul 2019

I'll pass.

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

6. Relieving yourself is often the best solution.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:40 PM

Jul 2019

klook

(12,157 posts)

7. I told them i was there for a nose job,

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:47 PM

Jul 2019

and that I wanted to see the proboscisologist. Imagine my surprise when I came to!

Clash City Rocker

(3,396 posts)

8. "Take my request for a proctologist and shove it up your..."

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 06:29 PM

Jul 2019

Kali

(55,014 posts)

9. Desitin?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 06:33 PM

Jul 2019

That stuff is nasty!

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

10. I did that once.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 08:04 PM

Jul 2019

Take my advice and turn off all your digital clocks during your recovery. It sucks to watch a blinking colon.

MLAA

(17,298 posts)

11. You know the old saying...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 08:39 PM

Jul 2019

A doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient 😬

NNadir

(33,525 posts)

12. Damn! I've got six of them on their way. I thought you really needed them.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 08:53 PM

Jul 2019

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