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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDo not answer that ? Boog it's a perjury trap
Yes I am practicing as a dog attorney today. I kind of stumbled into dog law after knucklehead came to live with us.
My wife outside shes feeding the farm cats and yup boog is in line.
Lady - dammit boog stop eating get out of there youre not a feline get it.
Boog - hearing the lady approaching ( now a normal dog would stop and walk away) nope boog goes into high gear inhaling the cat food why because the lady is coming to clamp down on his ass . As the farm cats hiss and arch their backs at the chocolate dragon. In away the boog is kind of like game of thrones or Tolkien to the cats.
And she marches the culprit towards me my wife saying do you think youre a cat. and he has no remorse hey man wag wag I got busted.
So I said to my wife if boog wants to self identify as a feline Im ok with it.
AJT
(5,240 posts)is a species of convenience....next, Boog the chicken?
He self identified with a pizza last night
Ohiogal
(32,006 posts)Hell be whatever gets him extra food at the moment.
magicarpet
(14,155 posts)There is a lady in Japan, Boog must meet.
ProudLib72
(17,984 posts)The Boog knows this. Too much food and they won't want to mouse! Lady needs to appreciate The Boog's diligence, his concern for all members of the household.