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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts) Fri Jul 19, 2019, 10:58 PM Jul 2019

IS ANYONE HERE A PROCTOLOGIST???? N/T

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IS ANYONE HERE A PROCTOLOGIST???? N/T (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2019 OP

Will an entymologist (sp?) do? shraby Jul 2019 #1

Did you get your head stuck again? ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #2

Best response ever! Evergreen Emerald Jul 2019 #31

I'm a half-assed amateur. Harker Jul 2019 #3

No, I'm not. No ifs, ands... or butts. Beartracks Jul 2019 #4

ASSMAN nt doc03 Jul 2019 #5

"Paging Dr. Assman. Paging Dr. Assman." Beartracks Jul 2019 #6

Seinfeld episode. Came to my mind. You beat me 2 it. ☺ sprinkleeninow Jul 2019 #8

Houston has proctologist named Dr Butts TexasBushwhacker Jul 2019 #30

LuckeyCharms, you crack me up True Dough Jul 2019 #7

Crack.... 😂 sprinkleeninow Jul 2019 #9

I must be a terrible person, because I'm hoping for a juicy story Clash City Rocker Jul 2019 #10

Now I am picturing a juicy story involving a proctologist Generic Brad Jul 2019 #25

Until 1/21/2021 we all specialize in sexology and proctology jmowreader Jul 2019 #11

I play one on television. smirkymonkey Jul 2019 #12

Ok. That was fine. Lochloosa Jul 2019 #18

Do you need one? saidsimplesimon Jul 2019 #13

No, but I've seen Turbineguy Jul 2019 #14

this thread can't possibly have a good ending... Captain Zero Jul 2019 #15

Some of congress spoke of doing a probe into repukes. sprinkleeninow Jul 2019 #16

STOP SHOUTING!!! Brother Buzz Jul 2019 #17

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind... ProudLib72 Jul 2019 #19

No but I am an astronomer who specializes in the study of Uranus. Marie Marie Jul 2019 #20

No, but I can spot an asshole when I see one. Historic NY Jul 2019 #21

LOL diva77 Jul 2019 #23

Why? Were you referred to a specialist? diva77 Jul 2019 #22

I used to know one but he went to another hospital to become a gynocologist Ron Obvious Jul 2019 #24

Rim shot tymorial Jul 2019 #26

Most are called You Devil. Sneederbunk Jul 2019 #27

Ive gotten very good at bleaching. Does that count? Funtatlaguy Jul 2019 #28

Stop shouting and find a psychiatrist, asshole. marylandblue Jul 2019 #29

No. My fingers are too short. Nt hack89 Jul 2019 #32

shraby

(21,946 posts)

1. Will an entymologist (sp?) do?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:00 PM

Jul 2019

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

2. Did you get your head stuck again?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:00 PM

Jul 2019

Evergreen Emerald

(13,069 posts)

31. Best response ever!

Reply to ProudLib72 (Reply #2)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:37 PM

Jul 2019

Harker

(14,024 posts)

3. I'm a half-assed amateur.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:02 PM

Jul 2019

What's the problem?

Beartracks

(12,816 posts)

4. No, I'm not. No ifs, ands... or butts.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:05 PM

Jul 2019

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doc03

(35,346 posts)

5. ASSMAN nt

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Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:05 PM

Jul 2019

Beartracks

(12,816 posts)

6. "Paging Dr. Assman. Paging Dr. Assman."

Reply to doc03 (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:07 PM

Jul 2019

sprinkleeninow

(20,250 posts)

8. Seinfeld episode. Came to my mind. You beat me 2 it. ☺

Reply to doc03 (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:16 PM

Jul 2019

TexasBushwhacker

(20,202 posts)

30. Houston has proctologist named Dr Butts

Reply to doc03 (Reply #5)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 03:42 PM

Jul 2019

I shit you not.

True Dough

(17,305 posts)

7. LuckeyCharms, you crack me up

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:09 PM

Jul 2019

but I'm not going to touch it! Not with a 10-foot pole!

sprinkleeninow

(20,250 posts)

9. Crack.... 😂

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:17 PM

Jul 2019

Clash City Rocker

(3,396 posts)

10. I must be a terrible person, because I'm hoping for a juicy story

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:18 PM

Jul 2019

Generic Brad

(14,275 posts)

25. Now I am picturing a juicy story involving a proctologist

Reply to Clash City Rocker (Reply #10)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 09:12 AM

Jul 2019

It would not be a pleasant sight to behold.

jmowreader

(50,559 posts)

11. Until 1/21/2021 we all specialize in sexology and proctology

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:21 PM

Jul 2019

That's because we're all occupied studying the fucking asshole in the White House.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

12. I play one on television.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:26 PM

Jul 2019

Ass me a question, butt don't give me any crap. I will not allow anyone to treat me like number two.

Lochloosa

(16,066 posts)

18. Ok. That was fine.

Reply to smirkymonkey (Reply #12)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 12:01 AM

Jul 2019

saidsimplesimon

(7,888 posts)

13. Do you need one?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:28 PM

Jul 2019

Turbineguy

(37,342 posts)

14. No, but I've seen

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:33 PM

Jul 2019

a few republicans on TV that could benefit from an exam with a splintery damage control plug.

Captain Zero

(6,806 posts)

15. this thread can't possibly have a good ending...

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:52 PM

Jul 2019

sprinkleeninow

(20,250 posts)

16. Some of congress spoke of doing a probe into repukes.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:56 PM

Jul 2019

This would be ideal:

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/cactus-growing-at-montjuic-mountain-barcelona-royalty-free-image/897780874

Brother Buzz

(36,444 posts)

17. STOP SHOUTING!!!

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:56 PM

Jul 2019

Did you place a suppository in your ear and your hearing aid in your anus?

ProudLib72

(17,984 posts)

19. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind...

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #17)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 12:24 AM

Jul 2019

Oh man, reminds me of that Bluetooth incident a few years ago.

Marie Marie

(9,999 posts)

20. No but I am an astronomer who specializes in the study of Uranus.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 12:30 AM

Jul 2019

What is your question...

Historic NY

(37,451 posts)

21. No, but I can spot an asshole when I see one.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 02:03 AM

Jul 2019

diva77

(7,643 posts)

23. LOL

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #21)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 02:36 AM

Jul 2019

diva77

(7,643 posts)

22. Why? Were you referred to a specialist?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 02:35 AM

Jul 2019

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

24. I used to know one but he went to another hospital to become a gynocologist

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 07:34 AM

Jul 2019

He said he found a better opening.

tymorial

(3,433 posts)

26. Rim shot

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #24)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 09:16 AM

Jul 2019

Sneederbunk

(14,291 posts)

27. Most are called You Devil.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 09:58 AM

Jul 2019

Funtatlaguy

(10,878 posts)

28. Ive gotten very good at bleaching. Does that count?

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 10:10 AM

Jul 2019

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

29. Stop shouting and find a psychiatrist, asshole.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 10:45 AM

Jul 2019

hack89

(39,171 posts)

32. No. My fingers are too short. Nt

Reply to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Sat Jul 20, 2019, 05:54 PM

Jul 2019

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