I was a naive kid. My first girlfriend said we should do missionary, so I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

went to Uganda for a year!

[True Dough]

1. Sounds like

you really screwed up, Floyd!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. If only! 😏

[dewsgirl]

3. LOL

[customerserviceguy]

4. Elder Floyd

You're making things up again.

(Book of Mormon reference)

[DFW]

5. Did you sing Hasa Diga Eebowai when you got there?

I once heard that missionaries in Uganda learned that early on............

[jmowreader]

8. It's the only way to get through all these troubled times

[keithbvadu2]

6. Man riding My Bicycle

A Missionary on the South Pacific Island was walking with the Village Chief teaching him English.

As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief “Stream”

… The Chief looked and repeated “Stream” …

They walked a little further on the path and the Missionary pointed to a bird and said “Bird”

… The Chief looked and repeated “Bird” …

A little further down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass. Not really knowing what to say to the chief … the missionary said “Man riding Bicycle” …

… The Chief looked and pulled 2 blow darts out and shot both of them dead.

The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it

… The Chief replied "Man riding My Bicycle”

[ProudLib72]

7. Thank goodness she didn't tell you to take a steamer to Cleveland!

[First Speaker]

9. A good thing she didn't ask you to go around the world...